The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

I wonder what has been going on.


I shall investigate!

 

its a conspiracy, im sure

 

Circadian rhythm.

He's mine back off.

Eh, I never liked that because it usually has one or two things I don't like.

Dear God you have that in the morning??

Yay *walking on the street* My first outing with my Kindle...this is so cool!!! *fingers Kindle in her pocket trying not to look to excited*

*at the beach*

*sits down*

*waits excited* Okay this is it...*looks around* hehehehe these people just see a blonde woman laing here.....soon they'll see a blonde woman holding a Kindle!!! and I'll be one of those cool people who love reading books and yet are technologically advanced not to own paper ones.

*whips it out* yes! *looks around to see if anybody noticed* hehe I wonder if people are curious about what I'm reading... *tries to look nonchalant*.

 

It always is, no matter what rationality tells you....it's always a conspiracy that has been plotted against you.

 

you dont?

im quite sure everyone on here is associated with the government in some way, most likely FBI cozying up with me acting like friends so ill spill the beans on where i hid the cash

 

I usually just have a biscuit for breakfast, I can't stomach a lot in the morning, makes me feel sick.

EXACTLY!!!!

 

so im not the only one who knows...unless you just one of them trying to trick me

as for breakfast, i usually have cereal but i like something bigger on the weekend, an omelet is always satisfying

 

No, I'm on your side....trust me.


I eat an omelet sometimes, but not usually.

 

cant trust anyone, your all just waiting for me to slip up then, bam, 100 cops at my door dragging me out in the middle of the night never to see freedom again

 

I figured it out and now i get database errors, coincidence, i think not

im going to bed, looking forward to my omelet in the morning

 

It's so nice to see paranoid schizophreniacs make friends with each other.

 

It's a lie, trust me.

 

We all need friends.

 

These are the ones we get here :

 

Oh I don't like those, either. Ewwwwww. Rasisin. ukey:
I only like the crunchy ones.

 

I had a feeling Abby wouldn't last long here.

 

You can take almost every song title, add "in your pants" to it, and make it sound hilarious.

 

I hate raisin!!

I found it amusing how many people actually bought her story.

Red Sparowes - And by Our Own Hand Did Every Last Bird Lie Silent in Their Puddles, the Air Barren of Song as the Clouds Drifted Away. For Killing Their Greatest Enemy, the Locusts Noisily Thanked Us and Turned Their Jaws Toward Our Crops, Swallowing Our Greed Whole.

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