The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Oh, so are they like the Basenji breeds? Friend of mine has one and that dog doesn't bark as much as it kinda yelps. :33:

WHAT?!!? They don't?! :shock:

Dude... you must be doing something wrong. Like... putting your penis in their ear or something.

 

Well yeah but you would think that they could act better ....who thought up ..okay this is the way we are going to show women climaxing in porn movies Not that the men are any better :2cent:

 

Not that type of naughty video project... just more porn stuff I plan to upload in the SVF section, Yay. Sorry, no sextapes of me, lady.

Yeah, and when the Benny Hill theme plays, I start chasing her around my apartment 5 times the speed of normal.

I'm not a huge Doors fan... but it's good background music for sexy sex time.

 

Because a real climax doesn't look very sexy. You pull a face like someone just amputates your leg and sound like a donkey.

 

Jefferson Airplane - Somebody to Love

 

well not counting Japanese girls that sound like a dingo when they come yip yip yip

Just kidding mokko is that a cultural thing or does that happen with westernised Asian girls too

 

Ah, so you're making a montage of some sort? I rarely check out the SVF.

 

Actually, I start to yodel when I cum.

 

thats true so you're one of the louder ones then eh Yay ....most of my partners have been the heavy breathing type :2cent:

My ex was like yours

 

Hrmm.. most of the Asian girls I've been with are high-pitched gaspers, but not screamas - both in the US and in Asia.

 

Yes, you need to let it out!!

 

Really
*Dials Yays number*
Could you do that for me over the phone
It works out cheaper than the local phone sex lines

 

Meh... SVF is a mess nowadays. I only post there cuz I feel sorta obligated to - that's how I found Phun originally.

And yes, you're quite perceptive Yay. I MIGHT do another montage similar to the one I did for my 10K milestone. We'll see... but yeah, also wanted to get some rock suggestions anyways - I'm not a big rock head and want to set the mood just right.

mmm... music to my ears.

 

Actually I remember reading somewhere that the need to be quet (like when your mother-in law is in the next bedroom) during sex can lead to more intense orgasms

 

Why don't you ask her if she could bring some music to set the mood?

 

Bullshit. That's probably more because of the risk of being caught.

 

:HI:

 

Yeah, that's partially true... because when you try to keep quiet, you're not breathing as freely, so there's less oxygen getting into your brain, which eventually leads to a slightly more intense orgasm.