The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

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Did you thoroughly enjoy your long weekend yay?

 

Yes, I did!
And by that I mean I slept and ate a lot.

 

Something I imagine Jack might jerk off to:

 

i had "stuff to do" earlier, then i cleaned up and popped back on line to see sup.

could be you need a plug in, sorry didnt know.

well sense you asked, the girl, the one that im not supposed ot like, that one that will get me killed, well i finally decided that i must have a bit of a go, not the full monty mind you, but you know a nice moment if you will, and she'll have nothing to do with me now, i never even had a chance to let her know i was almost possibly partially available.. fucking ironic as all hell, and just perfect puzzle piece for my life. fits right in.

 

Why won't she have nothing to do with you all of a sudden?

 

ive never understood why this is erotic or even interesting
i mean, if aliens were to come to our planet and they looked like that i would assume they would want females that in fact looked something like that. so we, as attractive to each other as we might be, would look like that to us. so.. not really getting it. thoughts?

 

I think it's more a question of helpless, scantily dressed sexy blonde getting overwhelmed by weird creatures who will insert probes in all of her holes.

 

i dont know, she is busy or somthing, she is always busy, fucking hell she is a pain in the ass.

im just chuffed becouse i had done such a good job of being a good boy, and here i decide im going to bend me up some rules and she is busy

i think its a sign form the forces that run my life, like, "fuck you play boy" kind of thing.

suffice to say, its been a long weekend. me alone in my cell, her there being happy and not thinking of me.

 

Maybe this was for the best though, who knows to what kind of mess it would have led! Says the girl who would go for a married man if she's in lust with him.

 

Sounds perfect.

 

ok lets think if that, for all they know thats how we dress, the may as well have a dog wrapped up like that, they are clearly the more intelligent of creatures on this planet, my dog has never had a job but still lives in doors and eats very well, and in fact, i clean up his shit relatively often so exactly who would an alien think was in charge in that relationship

i could see my dog sitting on there metal table,
tell us what your plans are, the ask him
the interpriter machine would then buzz with each bark

hey! hey! hey!

i really think thats all he ever says.

but then, rape is rape to me, no matter how long the probes are.

 

true true. i mean it would make things a bit like sitting on a rose bush. but damn i want to kiss her just once. ah well, all will be then i shall die and the world will not remember my soul anymore than the next.

hi buddy, hows the family.

 

Funny how Fate has a way of solving problems for us sometimes.

Probably been reading this thread.

 

Cheer up, bg, you'll see her again and make her laugh and then when she's is laughing so hard that her drink is coming out of her nose you make your move and say: Here, let me help you with that! And then you lick it off of her face and get really close and kiss and kiss and kiss.

 

HAHAHAHAHAAA!!

 

i was thinking of something odd the other hour when i was working. i was thinking of all the jokes that some comedians make about chicks blowing goats on the Internet, now this normally would have taken me to thinking of my good friend mr tirpper, but instead i had a bit of an odd moment when i thought, 'does she fuss with her makeup before going on camera to blow a goat or a dog or what ever happy little barn yard animal is about to receive something i dont normally get?

 

Is everything ready for the big day tomorrow, Scribe?

 

good god you dont think anybody actually does that do you?
oh what will they think of me then.
i want my head stone to read

here lies
"real name"
aka brother grims
he never did get a good blowjob.
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yes, yes i would do that.
i would pull her hair so make her head fall back and start licking from her chin to her forehead over and over, and then look at her with a "what the fuck" and shove my tongue in her mouth.
thanks you guys made me laugh

and yes scribe it does have a way of sorting my soon to be catastrophes, but that doesn't mean i wasn't looking forward to the crash.

holy shit am i giving spell check a workout tonight

 

is he getting a blowjob?