The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Finally an original idea from Hollywood

 

Shhh... don't say anything about it, Yay. It knows when you are talking about it.

Let's try to keep the beast hibernating - I want to go to bed soon.

funny. I would make a joke about dragging it around and tidal waves, but figured that's semi-bad taste.

Anyhoo you're up late, Scribe - what's the dealio?

 

Just been watching Obama in Ireland visiting hgis relatives

Not to mention that most of the Irish scum were transported to Australia

 

Instant classic!

 

Indeed, that was what I was talking about - the scorekeepers do it in a way with a little flair for the dramatic. Kinda like how baseball umpires sometimes get emphatic when they call a strikeout. It's rad. :thumbs:

What an American and Irish attitude to have!

I approve! :thumbsup:

 

Aussie blonde
>
>
> A blonde was on holiday and driving through Darwin , Australia ....
>
> She desperately wanted to take home a pair of genuine crocodile
> shoes, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors
> were asking.
>
> After become very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude
> of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll
> just go out an catch my own crocodiles, so I can get a pair of shoes
> for free."
>
> The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go
> and give it a try!"
>
> So the blonde headed out toward the river, determined to catch a crocodile.
>
> Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home and pull over to the
> side of the river bank where he spots the same young blonde woman
> standing waist deep in murky water, shotgun in hand.
>
> Just then, he spots a huge three-meter croc swimming rapidly toward
> her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the croc and hauls it
> onto the slimy banks of the river. Lying nearby were 7 more dead cros,
> all lying on their backs..
>
> The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. As he
> watched, the blonde struggled and flipped the most recently demised
> croc onto its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great
> frustration, she shouts:
>
> SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! This bastard's barefoot, too!"

 

Went to bed, couldn't sleep even though I feel exhausted. Got up, put on some music, poured a drink to help relax. Got into the music, poured another drink. Started waking up, decided to phun for a bit. Second wind is about blown out though.

He encompasses the American mixed breed.

 

CRIKEY ATAB

 

One more smoke and I'm out.

 

Oh... and I thought you were going to bed. Where you going out to?

 

I've heard that before but it involved Cajuns and alligators. Still a hoot either way.

The land of lollipops and rose petals.

 

Goodnight my ADDled friends. Fare the well!

 

Sleep well, Scribe.

 

righto, tapping out myself. Night lurkers

 

Run to the hills,zombie aliens are invading the earth.The only thing that scares them is 12" dildos .Arm yourselves and fight for the human race.

 

^^^ I want some of what he's been smoking.

 

Drinking wild turkey and smoking phillies grape cigarillos

 

You can keep the cigarillos. I'll have some of the Turkey though.

 

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.