The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Hi Lars how are things tonight?

 

Hiya man, I'm so hungover, good night though!

How's things with you?

 

ummm.... No. I got no truck with kittens. And if I did I'd go for the one that seeks refuge in my shirt.

Hi Lars!

 

Just watching a new episode of Castle and Taping Hawaii 5-0 to watch later ...annoying thing is that there is also Smallville and The Mentallist all on at the sae time

 

Cats can be great companion animals that you can leave to their own devices during the day or night and are happy to see you come home :2cent:

 

I started the night out drinking beer, ran out of beer, went and got more beer.... Drank that too.... checked the liquor cabinet, saw I had some tequila left over from last night. Made a marguerita.... Made it stronger... Now too sweet... Gonna drink it anyway.

 

Drunky.

 

Tequila with the worm or the baby rattlesnake?

 

Ok, I'm out.

 

Either or, that's not tequila. That's mescal, totally different booze. Yuk.

 

Hunh shows you how much I drink I blame Samy Hagar/Van Halen for that faux pas

 

Common misconception really. Predates the Hagar/Halen era by a longshot. The "worm" is a symbol of serious drinking, except that serious drinkers don't care about affectations.

 

Once again, ciao.

 

I would like to buy an ant farm!

Why?


Well....hhmmm....I don't quite know why....I just felt the need to own an ant farm.


Just like that, out of the blue?


No, not realy, I have been wanting to get a pet all my life and...


An ant farm isn't like getting a pet.

Yes it is.

No it isn't.

Yes it is.

No it isn't.

Yes it is.

No it isn't.

Yes it is.

No it isn't.

Look just leave it, whatever it is, I feel I want it.

Where would you keep it?

Well, in the living .....no not there,...certainly not in the kitchen... although I image they might like it there.

No they would, it would be like eternal Tantalous.....seeing and smelling food, but never really getting it.

Hmm...good point, I don't really want to be cruel.....oh! what about the side table in the hallway!

That could work.

Yes, I can quite picture it now.

Would you name them?

No, I think there will be too many for that....maybe I could just number there......"hey there number 44...I see you walking with 60.....good morning to you both"...yes I can totally picture that.

Yeah, I actually can too....hm...were do you get an ant farm though?

At the pet store I suppose.


But it's not a pet...

 

I have a fascination with ants actually....they are absolutely amazing....
although I did have a small toyish ant farm...a big one would be cool...
although I was evil. I put a few brown ants in and added a red and then another of some other varitey...to see what happened...they just sparred...and then evil
added little water to see what they did

uhm.....yeah...they never did get to work and start making tunnels...although perhaps you need all of them..I probably had a scout and no worker ants...
seriously....finicky bastards....they don't work out of their job description...
lol

 

I think it's quite possible I've gone insane.

 

Oh my!! this is wonderful news!!! oh Scribe welcome!! welcome you have no idea how long I've waited for somebody on here to go mad, I keep edging them towards it but they just don't go that extra mile...but now you have!!!! now I'm not the only mad one....we can do so much together....oh we'll have so much fun!!! things are better on this side, there are more colours and less people and these plats that grow coffee....yes yes, I know the other side has them too, but here they are humongous! I once used one as a sleigh!! oh but where are my manners...I've barely even welcomed you yet...come in...come in...come into the amazing world of madness!

 

its 11:15pm sunday night.
ive read the above post and thought of my day.
the worst of it being 45 min into the drive back to Toledo and realizing ive left my wallet at home.
here is now that happened
i have two identical car-hart winter coats except one is dark brown and is new, (this is the one i wear here, it was hanging on the outside of the two) and another light tan one that has the letters FBI embroidered across the back for obvious reasons. I used the same coat hook to hang both coats, the tan first then the dark brown one. Both have the same inside pocket. I wanted to put my wallet in my jacket to make sure i brought it. and put it in the inside pocket. But what i didn't realize is that i didn't separates the coats and ended up putting it in the tan coats pocket. Taking the brown coat and tossing it in the car.

i called as soon as i realized i did not have it, but i still stopped the car on the side of the expressway and completely unpacked my case. when through the car as best i could, i thought for sure i had it.
when i got back home and everyone had been looking for it for the entire time. even the next door folks looked in there house becouse i had dinner there saturday night. nobody could find it. and i just kept checking my coat pocket all the way back to the house, i knew i put it in there.

when i walked in and saw the tan FBI coat hanging on the hook, i knew exactly what had happened.

i was so very very angry, but at what, at who, no harm no foul sort of thing, but i was like vibrating mad.
i told my wife thank you for looking so hard, the kids received an extra thanks as they stopped what they were doing as well.
i just got in, an hour and a half later than i wanted.
to read that post and think.
me to dood.!

 

So sorry. Turns out it was just a bad case of indigestion.


*burp*

 

Geez, that sucks. What an irritating experience. :|