The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Never really had any desire to read it TBH :33:

 

Nope, I haven't read it ha ha

 

:salook:

 

I believe Billy Joel said it best....


And they say there's a Heaven,
And those who will wait.
And some say it's better,
But I say it ain't!
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
The sinners are much more fun...
You know that only the good die young!

 

you can read the second highest selling or second most
read book Lord Of The Ring, instead..its more Phun

 

I just got the new Follett book, Aftab.

 

my cell phone isn't working, can't connect!

 

yay I got it with half a dozen other books from Amazon..
Since some of them are part of ongoing series I am into
therefore I will read them first..do let me know how you find
it once you are through...

 

1 Pride and Prejudice ? Jane Austen
2 The Lord of the Rings ? JRR Tolkien
3 Jane Eyre ? Charlotte Bronte
4 Harry Potter series ? JK Rowling
5 To Kill a Mockingbird ? Harper Lee
6 The Bible
7 Wuthering Heights ? Emily Bronte
8 Nineteen Eighty Four ? George Orwell
9 His Dark Materials ? Philip Pullman
10 Great Expectations ? Charles Dickens
11 Little Women ? Louisa M Alcott12 Tess of the D?Urbervilles ? Thomas Hardy
13 Catch 22 ? Joseph Heller
14 Complete Works of Shakespeare
15 Rebecca ? Daphne Du Maurier
16 The Hobbit ? JRR Tolkien17 Birdsong ? Sebastian Faulks
18 Catcher in the Rye ? JD Salinger
19 The Time Traveller?s Wife ? Audrey Niffenegger
20 Middlemarch ? George Eliot
21 Gone With The Wind ? Margaret Mitchell
22 The Great Gatsby ? F Scott Fitzgerald
23 Bleak House ? Charles Dickens
24 War and Peace ? Leo Tolstoy
25 The Hitch Hiker?s Guide to the Galaxy ? Douglas Adams
26 Brideshead Revisited ? Evelyn Waugh
27 Crime and Punishment ? Fyodor Dostoyevsky
28 Grapes of Wrath ? John Steinbeck
29 Alice in Wonderland ? Lewis Carroll
30 The Wind in the Willows ? Kenneth Grahame
31 Anna Karenina ? Leo Tolstoy
32 David Copperfield ? Charles Dickens
33 Chronicles of Narnia ? CS Lewis
34 Emma ? Jane Austen
35 Persuasion ? Jane Austen
36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe ? CS Lewis
37 The Kite Runner ? Khaled Hosseini
38 Captain Corelli?s Mandolin ? Louis De Berniere
39 Memoirs of a Geisha ? Arthur Golden
40 Winnie the Pooh ? AA Milne
41 Animal Farm ? George Orwell42 The Da Vinci Code ? Dan Brown
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude ? Gabriel Garcia Marquez
44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney ? John Irving
45 The Woman in White ? Wilkie Collins
46 Anne of Green Gables ? LM Montgomery
47 Far From The Madding Crowd ? Thomas Hardy
48 The Handmaid?s Tale ? Margaret Atwood
49 Lord of the Flies ? William Golding50 Atonement ? Ian McEwan
51 Life of Pi ? Yann Martel
52 Dune ? Frank Herbert53 Cold Comfort Farm ? Stella Gibbons
54 Sense and Sensibility ? Jane Austen
55 A Suitable Boy ? Vikram Seth
56 The Shadow of the Wind ? Carlos Ruiz Zafon
57 A Tale Of Two Cities ? Charles Dickens
58 Brave New World ? Aldous Huxley
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time ? Mark Haddon
60 Love In The Time Of Cholera ? Gabriel Garcia Marquez
61 Of Mice and Men ? John Steinbeck
62 ****** ? Vladimir Nabokov63 The Secret History ? Donna Tartt
64 The Lovely Bones ? Alice Sebold
65 Count of Monte Cristo ? Alexandre Dumas
66 On The Road ? Jack Kerouac
67 Jude the Obscure ? Thomas Hardy
68 Bridget JoneDiary ? Helen Fielding
69 Midnight?s Children ? Salman Rushdie
70 Moby Dick ? Herman Melville
71 Oliver Twist ? Charles Dickens
72 Dracula ? Bram Stoker
73 The Secret Garden ? Frances Hodgson Burnett
74 Notes From A Small Island ? Bill Bryson
75 Ulysses ? James Joyce
76 The Bell Jar ? Sylvia Plath
77 Swallows and Amazons ? Arthur Ransome
78 Germinal ? Emile Zola
79 Vanity Fair ? William Makepeace Thackeray
80 Possession ? AS Byatt
81 A Christmas Carol ? Charles Dickens
82 Cloud Atlas ? David Mitchell
83 The Color Purple ? Alice Walker
84 The Remains of the Day ? Kazuo Ishiguro
85 Madame Bovary ? Gustave Flaubert
86 A Fine Balance ? Rohinton Mistry
87 Charlotte?s Web ? EB White
88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven ? Mitch Albom
89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes ? Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
90 The Faraway Tree Collection ? Enid Blyton
91 Heart of Darkness ? Joseph Conrad
92 The Little Prince ? Antoine De Saint-Exupery
93 The Wasp Factory ? Iain Banks
94 Watership Down ? Richard Adams
95 A Confederacy of Dunces ? John Kennedy Toole
96 A Town Like Alice ? Nevil Shute
97 The Three Musketeers ? Alexandre Dumas
98 Hamlet William Shakespeare
99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory ? Roald Dahl
100 Les Miserables ? Victor Hugo


In bold are the books i've read and underlined is ones i've seen tv/movie adaptions of

 

You're actually read the Bible?


And ******.....how was it? I wanted to read it.

 

The Bible I read much younger as part of being a traditional Catholic. Lolota was part of our high school reading list and its not really a book per se and more prose than anything else and very disjointed.... a lot of it is whats not said too :2cent: Heres a torrent that you can d/l
http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/5183654/Vladimir_Nabokov_-_******

 

Highschool reading list?? seriously??


I've read the summery of it on Wikipedia....it seems like something that would be disjointed.

 

hi

 

Grade 11, Lord of the Flies grade 8

Best way to describe it is that it comes as flashes of thoughts from Humbert

 

:hi: BG how are things in the monastery

 

thats how i write my grocery list

 

cold and lonely furb
how are things upsidedown

 

:33: Have you thought about becoming an author ...if Nabakov could do it :2cent:

 

no. i write to pass the time. to make myself happy.
and to remember what food to get

 

i was writing erotic fiction for this board, but the thread got locked so i took that as a hint to stop