The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

For some reason I picture you both as cartoon bears sticking their fingers into jam pots though they know they aren't supposed to.

 

That sounds rather painful, actually. :neutral:

 

(except it's a jam pot instead of a honey pot).

 

That's cute! I picture them as big hairy perverts with 10 pound penises.

 

It all depends some girls can get really sensitive and it is more like the front teeth are around the clitoris and you suck just as they are climaxing...get Biscuit to try when he's over later ...turn on your webcam and I can give you two pointers ok

 

Man you must have a silver tongue

 

8.5 but then i can't speak for Biscuit

 

I don't know, I never liked the sucking much. In fact, unless I'm close to climaxing, I'd rather you leave my clit alone and concentrate on the surrounding bits.

 

Yeah...and they have that childish expression of guilt on their faces, as if they are saying : "Oh, you caught me with my fingers inside the vagina of a German woman again....I iz sowri "

I don't get it. :-|

 

To say someone "has a silver tongue" means you can charm or talk yourself out of anything and I was also using it a double entendre

 

Different strokes for different folks ...my ex was like that you basically couldn't touch her clit directly and had the one big orgasm and then was really sensitive for awhile afterwards which was a pain :2cent:

Interestingly enough the best thing to get her off was her on top on a single bed with her quite literally grinding into me

 

For some reason I thought it was a Western reference...I remember there was a tale of a Red Indian bandit with a silver tongue.

 

Yes, we really wanted to know that. :-|

 

Thanks for the tip. I like sticking my tongue in the holiest of holes.

 

Learn from my experiences Jack so that you can better pleasure the love (that dare not speak its name) of your life

 

I'm in Poland so it's metric for me. So 5 kilos.

 

hmm.....


*notes it down*

 

Furball's sex tip number 32
Just before performing cunnilingus do not clean your teeth

 

*note*

 

Furball's Sex Tip number 33
When performing fellatio and your ladylove grabs your ears and starts moving them use the directions she takes as a guide