The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Note to self: Stalk Jack on Facebook. :spy:

 

Do it, I dare you.


*sharpens blade with rusty crowbar*

 

has a boner for: http://forum.phun.org/showthread.php?t=505863

 

Jack has boners?

 

Occasionally.......I have to find the right kind of goat for that.

 

I think this one is pretty sexy....

 

Oh yeah.

 

Boner?

 

Tired Style :|

 

Legal mumbo jumbo style!

 

Habeus corpus?

 

Corpus delicti

 

I want to live in a world where a chicken can cross a road without its motives being questioned.

 

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up,
And said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?"
"Now let me get this straight ",
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you called your doctor, woke him up,
And say, 'Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?

 

And people think I listen to weird music.