Inuk's Igloo : The Phun Random Chat Thread!

Well that means a lot coming from you my friend.

 

The hell with that

 

“I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument.”

 

“I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?

Non-smokers die every day . . . Enjoy your evening.

See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke, but let me be the first to POP that little fucking bubble of yours and bring you hurling back to reality........you're dead too.”

 

Ally looks fun

 

“They lie about marijuana. They tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.”

 

It was my idea, I should get a free one

 

That's fucking cowboy cool.

Who dat!

 

“You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: "Iraq: incredible weapons - incredible weapons." How do you know that? "Uh, well...we looked at the receipts."”

 

“People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.”

 

half-off perhaps, but not free

 

Mandy Moore.


This is Cote de Pablo.

 

I was over in Australia during Easter, which was interesting. Interesting to note that they celebrate Easter the same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night.

Now, I wonder why we're fucked up as a race, anybody? Anybody got any clues out there? Where do you get this shit from, y'know? Why those two things, y'know? Why not goldfish left Lincoln Logs in your sock drawer, y'know? As long as we're making shit up, go hogwild, y'know. At least a goldfish with a Lincoln Log on it's back going across your floor to your sock drawer has a miraculous connotation to it.

"Mummy, I woke up today and there was a Lincoln Log in my sock drawer!"
"That's the story of Jesus."

Who comes up with this shit? I've read the Bible, I can't find the word `chocolate` or `bunny` anywhere in that fucking book. D'ya all have different books of the Bible than I do? Are y'all Gideons? Who are the fucking Gideons? Ever met one? No! Ever seen one? No! But they're all over the fucking world, putting Bibles in hotel rooms.

Every hotel room; `this Bible was placed here by a Gideon`. When? I've been here all day, I 'aint seen shit. I saw the housekeeper come and go, I saw the mini-bar guy come and go, I've never laid eyes on a fucking Gideon! What are they, ninjas? Where are they? Where are they from? Gidea? WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE?

I'm gonna capture a Gideon. I'm gonna make that my hobby. I am, I'll call the front desk one day, `Yeah, I don't seem to have a Bible in my room.` Lay some traps.

-Bill Hicks

 

Shower time, back in a few

 

bye mile

 

“A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant.”

 

Bye Mile

oh man

 

“I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got God on his side.”

 

So do you want?

Thanks.

I guess it was sort of a sideways compliment after all.

So do you want?

Didn't realize she had such a remarkable ass. Wow!

 

well she was 16 at the time.