The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

YOU WILL KEEP IT AND LOVE IT AS IF IT WERE YOUR CHILD!!

 

I will not and you can't make me :28:

 

Here you go! It's not a monkey... It's Mankey!

 

44 k :dancing monkey:

 

You should meet this other guy Jack, has 44k posts and likes monkeys can you believe that?

 

I lost track of the posts

 

You know what I do when I'm about to lose track of the post brother?

I post lost tracks, observe:




:mrgreen:

 

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:cat1: :cat1:

 

Am I right? I mean... The parking lot here. Not much to see. But if you imagine yourself a visitor, somebody who isn't familiar with these autos and such, somebody still with the capacity for wonder.


Someone with a fresh perspective.


That's what it is, Larry. Because with the right perspective, you can see Hashem, you know, reaching into the world.


He is in the world, not just in shul.


It sounds to me like you're looking at the world, looking at your wife, through tired eyes. It sounds like she's become a sort of thing... A problem. A thing.


She is seeing Sy Ableman. - They're planning...



Oh. But... This is life. You have to see these things as expressions of God's will. You don't have to like it, of course.


The boss isn't always right, but he's always the boss.


That's right! Things aren't so bad. Look at the parking lot, Larry. Just look at that parking lot.

 

i like my body when it is with your
body. It is so quite new a thing.
Muscles better and nerves more.
i like your body. i like what it does,
i like its hows. i like to feel the spine
of your body and its bones, and the trembling
-firm-smooth ness and which i will
again and again and again
kiss, i like kissing this and that of you,
i like, slowly stroking the, shocking fuzz
of your electric fur, and what-is-it comes
over parting flesh… And eyes big love-crumbs,

and possibly i like the thrill

of under me you so quite new

 

Why can't whales fly?

 

Because Roland McDonald won't let them.

 

That bastard!

Why would he do that to whales?

 

He thinks they will overshadow the billboards for his restaurants.

 

I'm gonna burn down every McDonald's billboard and then the whales can fly free!