Inuk's Igloo : The Phun Random Chat Thread!

morning

 

sweetness spider!

 

Just happened again :?

Nice! :thumbs:

 

Morning Spider

 

It was late and Charlie was about to climb into bed when his wife informed him that there was a light on in their garden shed. Charlie started to go outside to turn off the light but noticed some people in the shed who were busy stealing his things.

He ran back inside right away and called the cops, who asked him "Are there any intruders in your house?" to which Charlie replied no and explained his circumstances. The cops told Charlie that all patrol cars were otherwise occupied, and that he should just lock his door and a uniformed cop would be at his house when one was free.

Charlie answered, "Alright," hung up, waited 30 seconds, and then called the cops again.

"Hello, I just called a short while ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. I want to let you know that they're not a problem anymore because I've just shot every one of them."

Charlie then hung up the phone. In five short minutes, three patrol cars, a SWAT team, and an ambulance arrived, and Of course, the cops caught the burglars in the act.

One of the cops snapped at Charlie: "I thought you said that you shot every one of them!"

"I thought you said there were no patrol cars free!" Charlie answered.

 

spider!

 

:hi:

Mystery, Alaska is on in an hour and a half!! :headbangdude:

 

Hi inuk.

Hi spider.

 

going to thaw out my sled tonight, pull out the motor tomorrow.

 

Good movie!

 

I haven't seen in it in a long time.

For those who don't know what it is.
[youtubevid]a80x06Wn91U[/youtubevid]

 

inuk, great sig! Did EVE just do one of her pop-ins to give it to you, or did you get a hold of her?

 

A wealthy Chicago businessman goes to Vegas and loses all but three dollars. He comes out of the casino and waves a taxi over. How much is a ride to the airport?" The driver replies that it is $5. "Come on I only have $3, but I'll pay you $10 when I get home by mailing you a check."" said the man. "No way" replies the Driver and throws him out of the car.

Two years later the man comes back and goes to the same casino. This time he wins money. As he exits the casino, he sees a long line of Taxi drivers.. and at the end is his enemy from two years ago.

Seeing this, the man decides to get his revenge. He goes up to the first Taxi and says: "hey will you give me a blowjob?" the taxi driver says: "no you freak, get out of my car!"

The man then goes on to the next car and says: "hey will you give me a blowjob?" the taxi driver says: "no you maniac, get out of my car!" The man continues to do this all down the line until he reaches the last taxi, and sees his enemy.

The man asks: "how much for a ride to the airport?" Not recognizing him the driver replies: "$5" "Okay." says the man and he gets in. Then as he passes the line of other taxis, he sticks his hands out the window and gives them all a big thumbs up.

 

How are the temps?

 

yeah pm, Eve dropped by and gave me the sig! she does great work that sexy lass does.

 

it's beautiful out there now, only -17C/1F out there now.

don't even have to plug in my truck.

 

I love that movie

 

that's a fun movie spider.

just waiting to order breaky from the Lodge.

 

I'm listening to the new Fabolous mixtape.

 

I should have figured all you hockey fans would like the movie.