Inuk's Igloo : The Phun Random Chat Thread!

Well Inuk, you could be like me and move a bit slow every day!

 

A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing.

When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, ‘What’s wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird.

‘I had tolio as a child,’ he answered.

‘You mean polio?’ she asked.

‘No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes.’

When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked ‘What’s wrong with your knees? They’re all lumpy and deformed!’

‘As a child, I also had kneasles,’ he explained..

‘You mean measles?’ she asked.

‘No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees.’

The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.

As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.

‘Don’t tell me,’ she said.

‘Let me guess… Smallcox?’

 

So I take it you don't have any in your music collection

 

Here’s the kind of conversation that happens when an adult website customer support number is close to a local driving school’s number.

Me: “Thank you for calling. How may I help you?”

Customer: “How much for my daughter?”

Me: “Um…”

Customer: “She’s 16. It’s her first time. She needs training.”

Me: “Sir, I think you want the driving school.”

Customer: “Oh, what do you guys do?”

Me: “Adult websites.”

Customer: “Oh…OH! Oh my God!”

 

That noise will never be in there.

 

Thanks all of you for that I really appreciate it

 

LOL

that'll probably be me on Monday for sure Thore!

 

You're welcome linus :thumbs:

Doing anything special the rest of the day?

 

Cold, may I take this opportunity to personally welcome you to the "old foggy club!"

 

Dear Abby,

I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with “the girls” a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with “the girls”.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the club head. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro shop where I bought it?

Signed,
Perplexed

 

damn crash

 

Slow down

 

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

 

and your telling me to slow down your 100 posts ahad on me again...

 

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150 even....