Inuk's Igloo : The Phun Random Chat Thread!

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if i drive that much by car i can drive two circles around our entire country

 

I take it there's no booze tonight ice man?

 

just order some frikandellen mile

 

nice there's a football match on tonight

 

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I think Colorado is bigger than Holland

Some what?

 

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There's no football until Sunday


Ohhhhhh....you mean soccer!

 

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i feel sorry for u mile that american's don't know how to play some real sports

 

Here we go again.

 

A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type stuff, spilled milk and pennies saved.

Finally only Ernie was left. “Ernie, do you have a story to share?”

“Yes ma’am”

“My daddy told a story about my Aunt Linda. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.”

“She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops.”

“She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last enemy with her bare hands.”

“Good Heavens” said the horrified teacher. “What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?”

“Stay the hell away from Aunt Linda when she’s drinking!”

 

The timeless debate will never end

 

mile need some :nutkick:

 

I don't like any sports except fake ones.

I'm a bigger fellow, was a big kid, the sports coaches in school always wanted me to try out for football or basket ball but I've never had any interest.