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The Random Thread (My 5985)

Discussion in 'Hall of Fame' started by Jack Tripper, Jun 10, 2009.

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  1. TheNewGuy

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    MARSELLUS (O.S.)
    Vincent Vega has entered the building,
    git your ass over here!

    Vincent walks forward OUT OF FRAME, never giving Butch another
    glance. We DOLLY INTO CU on Butch, left alone in the FRAME,
    looking like he's ready to go into the manners-teaching
    business.

    BUTCH'S POV: Vincent hugging and kissing the obscured figure
    that is Marsellus.

    Butch makes the wise decision that is this asshole's a friend
    of Marsellus, he better let it go – for now.

    ENGLISH DAVE (O.S.)
    Pack of Red Apples, dollar-forty.

    Butch is snapped out of his ass-kicking thoughts. He pays
    English Dave and walks out of the SHOT.
     
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    DISSOLVE TO:

    INT. LANCE'S HOUSE (KITCHEN) – NIGHT

    CLOSEUP – JODY

    A woman who appears to have a fondness for earrings. Both of
    her ears are pierced five times. She also sports rings in
    her lips, eyebrows and nose.

    JODY
    ...I'll lend it to you. It's a great
    book on body piercing.

    Jody, Vincent and a young woman named TRUDI sit at the kitchen
    table of a suburban house in Echo Park. Even though Vince is
    at the same table, he's not included in the conversation.
     
  3. TheNewGuy

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    TRUDI
    You know how they use that gun when
    they pierce your ears? They don't
    use that when they pierce your
    nipples, do they?

    JODY
    Forget that gun. That gun goes against
    the entire idea behind piercing. All
    of my piercing, sixteen places on my
    body, every one of 'em done with a
    needle. Five in each ear. One through
    the nipple on my left breast. One
    through my right nostril. One through
    my left eyebrow. One through my lip.
    One in my clit. And I wear a stud in
    my tongue.

    Vince has been letting this conversation go through one ear
    and out the other, until that last remark.
     
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    VINCENT
    (interrupting)
    Excuse me, sorry to interrupt. I'm
    curious, why would you get a stud in
    your tongue?

    Jody looks at him and says as if it were the most obvious
    thing in the world.

    JODY
    It's a sex thing. It helps fellatio.

    That thought never occurred to Vincent, but he can't deny it
    makes sense. Jody continues talking to Trudi, leaving Vincent
    to ponder the truth of her statement.
     
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    LANCE (O.S.)
    Vince, you can come in now!

    INT. LANCE'S BEDROOM – NIGHT

    Lance, late 20s, is a young man with a wild and woolly
    appearance that goes hand-in-hand with his wild and woolly
    personality. LANCE has been selling drugs his entire adult
    life. He's never had a day job, never filed a tax return and
    has never been arrested. He wears a red flannel shirt over a
    "Speed Racer" tee-shirt.

    Three bags of heroin lie on Lance's bed.

    Lance and Vincent stand at the foot of the bed.
     
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    LANCE
    Now this is Panda, from Mexico. Very
    good stuff. This is Bava, different,
    but equally good. And this is Choco
    from the Hartz Mountains of Germany.
    Now the first two are the same, forty-
    five an ounce – those are friend
    prices – but this one...
    (pointing to the Choco)
    ...this one's a little more expensive.
    It's fifty-five. But when you shoot
    it, you'll know where that extra
    money went. Nothing wrong with the
    first two. It's real, real, real,
    good shit. But this one's a fuckin'
    madman.

    VINCENT
    Remember, I just got back from
    Amsterdam.
     
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    LANCE
    Am I a ******? Are you in Inglewood?
    No. You're in my house. White people
    who know the difference between good
    shit and bad shit, this is the house
    they come to. My shit, I'll take the
    Pepsi Challenge with Amsterdam shit
    any ol' day of the fuckin' week.

    VINCENT
    That's a bold statement.

    LANCE
    This ain't Amsterdam, Vince. This is
    a seller's market. Coke is fuckin'
    dead as disco. Heroin's comin' back
    in a big fuckin' way. It's this whole
    seventies retro. Bell bottoms, heroin,
    they're as hot as hell.

    Vincent takes out a roll of money that would choke a horse
    to death.
     
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    VINCENT
    Give me three hundred worth of the
    madman. If it's as good as you say,
    I'll be back for a thousand.

    LANCE
    I just hope I still have it. Whaddya
    think of Trudi? She ain't got a
    boyfriend, wanna hand out an' get
    high?

    VINCENT
    Which one's Trudi? The one with all
    the shit in her face?

    LANCE
    No, that's Jody. That's my wife.

    Vincent and Lance giggle at the "faux pas."
     
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    Jack called; he wants his thread back! ;)
     
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    VINCENT
    I'm on my way somewhere. I got a
    dinner engagement. Rain check?

    LANCE
    No problem?

    Vincent takes out his case of the works (utensils for shooting
    up).

    VINCENT
    You don't mind if I shoot up here?

    LANCE
    Me casa, su casa.

    VINCENT
    Mucho gracias.

    Vincent takes his works out of his case and, as the two
    continue to talk, Vince shoots up.
     
  11. TheNewGuy

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    :lol:

    I think I'll make a "Post Your Favorite Script" thread for my 2K.

    But now I need to spam to get there. :lol:
     
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    LANCE
    Still got your Malibu?

    VINCENT
    You know what some fucker did to it
    the other day?

    LANCE
    What?

    VINCENT
    Fuckin' keyed it.

    LANCE
    Oh man, that's fucked up.

    VINCENT
    Tell me about it. I had the goddamn
    thing in storage three years. It's
    out five fuckin' days – five days,
    and some dickless piece of shit fucks
    with it.
     
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    LANCE
    They should be fuckin' killed. No
    trial, no jury, straight to execution.

    As he cooks his heroin...

    VINCENT
    I just wish I caught 'em doin' it,
    ya know? Oh man, I'd give anything
    to catch 'em doin' it. It'a been
    worth his doin' it, if I coulda just
    caught 'em, you know what I mean?

    LANCE
    It's chicken shit. You don't fuck
    another man's vehicle.
     
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    Well you're doing it in the most excessive way possible! :lol:
     
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    CLOSEUP – THE NEEDLE

    Going into Vincent's vein.

    CLOSEUP – BLOOD

    Spurting back into the syringe, mixing with the heroin.

    CLOSEUP – VINCENT'S THUMB

    Pushing down on the plunger.

    CUT TO:

    EXT. MARSELLUS WALLACE'S HOUSE – NIGHT

    Vincent walks toward the house and pulls a note off the door
     
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    hey GBTG do you know if this has commercials becouse i have to check on my game and take a piss, but i dont want ot miss the part were Vincent jams that needle in that chicks chest.
     
  17. TheNewGuy

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    In the former Spamarama thread, I've posted the whole Godfather script. :lol:

    Took a shit load of time. :lol:
     
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    CLOSEUP – NOTE

    The Note reads:

    "Hi Vincent, I'm getting dressed. The door's open. Come inside
    and make yourself a drink. Mia"

    MIA (V.O.)
    Hi, Vincent. I'm getting dressed.
    The door's open. Come inside and
    make yourself a drink.
     
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    FADE TO WHITE

    Music in.

    FADE TO:

    INT. MARCELLUS' HOUSE / LIVING ROOM – NIGHT

    Vincent enters on the background.

    VINCENT
    Hello?

    INT. MARCELLUS' HOUSE / DRESSING ROOM – NIGHT

    MIA, Marcellus' beautiful young wife. Video screens are in
    the background. Dusty Springfield is singing "SON OF A
    PREACHER MAN".

    Mia's mouth comes toward a microphone.
     
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    MIA
    (into microphone)
    Vincent.

    INT. MARCELLUS' HOUSE / LIVING ROOM – NIGHT

    Vincent turns.

    MIA
    (over intercom)
    Vincent. I'm on the intercom.

    INT. MARCELLUS' HOUSE / DRESSING ROOM – NIGHT

    MIA
    (into microphone)
    It's on the wall by the two African
    fellas.
     
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