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The Random Thread (My 5985)

Discussion in 'Hall of Fame' started by Jack Tripper, Jun 10, 2009.

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  1. arespilgrim

    arespilgrim Blast from the Past ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

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    [​IMG]
     
    arespilgrim, Jun 21, 2009
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  2. smi

    smi The way she goes.. ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    I'd seek cover immediately!
     
    smi, Jun 21, 2009
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  3. arespilgrim

    arespilgrim Blast from the Past ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

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    Worst thing to say in response to `does my bum look big in this`?

    Let me step back so I can get it all in.
     
    arespilgrim, Jun 21, 2009
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  4. smi

    smi The way she goes.. ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    You could also respond:

    "Shut up. bitch. Or I'll hit you in the face with a hammer."
     
    smi, Jun 21, 2009
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  5. smi

    smi The way she goes.. ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    But then again that'd make the joke a little disturbing.
     
    smi, Jun 21, 2009
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  6. smi

    smi The way she goes.. ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    An elderly gent was invited to an old friend's home for
    dinner one evening.
    He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every
    request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey,

    My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Darling, etc.

    The couple had been married almost 70 years and,
    clearly, they were still very much in love.

    While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over to

    his host, 'I think it's wonderful that after all these years,

    you still call your wife those loving pet names'.

    The old man hung his head, sighed and said. 'I have to tell

    you the truth, her name slipped my mind about 10 years ago

    and I'm scared to death to ask the old bitch what it is...'
     
    smi, Jun 21, 2009
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  7. arespilgrim

    arespilgrim Blast from the Past ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

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    From a German?

    :p
     
    arespilgrim, Jun 21, 2009
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  8. arespilgrim

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    Need a slash.

    What? That's random. :razz:
     
    arespilgrim, Jun 21, 2009
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  9. smi

    smi The way she goes.. ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    You and your national stereotypes. Pffft.
     
    smi, Jun 21, 2009
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  10. smi

    smi The way she goes.. ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    Things you would never see arespilgrim post:
     
    smi, Jun 21, 2009
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  11. arespilgrim

    arespilgrim Blast from the Past ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

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    Jawohl.
     
    arespilgrim, Jun 21, 2009
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  12. smi

    smi The way she goes.. ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    Oh, I did stop after two posts...
     
    smi, Jun 21, 2009
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  13. smi

    smi The way she goes.. ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    nude pics of Wayne Rooney.
     
    smi, Jun 21, 2009
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  14. smi

    smi The way she goes.. ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    (in the food thread)

    just a salad. And a sip of soda.



    :p
     
    smi, Jun 21, 2009
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  15. smi

    smi The way she goes.. ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    in the football therad.


    All praise ManU!
     
    smi, Jun 21, 2009
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  16. arespilgrim

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    :shock:

    That's low.

    :slap:
     
    arespilgrim, Jun 21, 2009
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    smi likes this.
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    I was running low on humerous ideas. :\
     
    smi, Jun 21, 2009
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  18. arespilgrim

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    I have 99 friends. :mrgreen:
     
    arespilgrim, Jun 21, 2009
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    :banana:
     
    arespilgrim, Jun 21, 2009
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  20. Jack Tripper

    Jack Tripper I don't know. ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    Today is Sunday.
     
    Jack Tripper, Jun 21, 2009
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