The Random Thread (My 5985)

Mike Terry: You'd throw the fight in front of The Professor?
Augusto Silva: The Professor's an old man.

 

Narrator: [V.O] This is Bob. Bob had bitch tits.
[Camera pans to a REMAINING MEN TOGETHER sign]
Narrator: [V.O] This was a support group for men with testicular cancer. The big moosie slobbering all over me... that was Bob.
Robert 'Bob' Paulson: We're still men.
Narrator: [slightly muffled due to Bob's enormous breasts] Yes, we're men. Men is what we are.
Narrator: [V.O] Eight months ago, Bob's testicles were removed. Then hormone therapy. He developed bitch tits because his testosterone was too high and his body upped the estrogen. And that was where I fit...
Robert 'Bob' Paulson: They're gonna have to open my pecs again to drain the fluid.
Narrator: [V.O] Between those huge sweating tits that hung enormous, the way you'd think of God's as big.

 

Narrator: Oh, it's late. Hey, thanks for the beer.
Tyler Durden: Yeah, man.
Narrator: I should find a hotel.
Tyler Durden: [in disbelief] What?
Narrator: What?
Tyler Durden: A hotel?
Narrator: Yeah.
Tyler Durden: Just ask, man.
Narrator: What are you talking about?
Tyler Durden: [laughs] Three pitchers of beer, and you still can't ask.
Narrator: What?
Tyler Durden: You call me because you need a place to stay.
Narrator: Oh, hey, no, no, no, I didn't mean...
Tyler Durden: Yes, you did. So just ask. Cut the foreplay and just ask.
Narrator: Would - would that be a problem?
Tyler Durden: Is it a problem for you to ask?
Narrator: Can I stay at your place?
Tyler Durden: Yeah.

 

Truly, you have to watch this movie;

http://forum.phun.org/showthread.php?p=2887595&highlight=Redbelt#post2887595

 

Narrator refers to Edward Norton's character

 

India De Beaufort - Fuck. Yes.

 

Eh, I'll just watch and throw in the occasional yell.

 

Love her on that show

 

Fanboys;

Hutch: Nobody calls Han Solo a bitch!

 

Pagan Racoon Dance =

 

Dangit I still got a lot more posts

 

I have saved that on my computer for the occasional

 

[Shatner has given them the access codes to Skywalker Ranch]
Linus: How did you score all of this?
William Shatner: Are you kidding? I'm William Shatner; I can score anything.
Eric: How about Jeri Ryan's panties?

 

Anybody else, in U.S. watching Royal Pains?

 

Our versions are better; not as cut up as yours. :mrgreen:

 

Very close to 1900, yeah!

 

[laying down together, Windows spooning Zoe]
Zoe: That better be your lucky R2 poking me.
Windows: Nope. My penis.

 

Time to rest, will spam tomorrow. Peace

 

Crystal: We're not hookers, we're escorts!
Windows: What's the difference?
Crystal: I don't know.

 

Nighty-night.