The Random Thread (My 5985)

Chet Frank: So what is Jiu-Jitsu? You use one fighter's strength against him?
Mike Terry: Yes, in a way. You let him use his strength, and you use your understanding.
Chet Frank: So it's a form of wrestling?
Mike Terry: Yeah.
Chet Frank: Like we see in the Mixed-Martial Arts competitions?
Mike Terry: Yeah, that's right.
Chet Frank: You compete?
Mike Terry: No.
Chet Frank: Because...?
Mike Terry: Competition is weakening.
Chet Frank: Because it's fixed. Two guys in a ring, people betting money...
Mike Terry: It may be fixed. Any one fight may be fixed.
Chet Frank: Ah, but you train people to fight.
Mike Terry: No, I train people to prevail. In the street, in the alley, in...in combat, the bodyguard, the cop, the soldiers. One rule - put the other guy down. And you have to train in order to do that. Any...any staged contest must have rules.
Chet Frank: Everything has rules. The problem is sticking to them.

 

Sondra Terry: You think it was noble? The code of the warrior. You think it's noble?
Mike Terry: No, I think it's correct.

 

For the next few posts I will be posting Fight Club quotes

 

Mike Terry: You want the officer to walk you home? Huh? It's rough out there.
Snowflake: Well after he gets his black belt he can walk me to the car. That'll make me feel secure.
Mike Terry: How's the belt going to make you feel secure?
Snowflake: I know his fucking pants aren't going to fall down.

 

Sondra Terry: Officer Joe let the girl walk.
Mike Terry: I suppose he did.
Sondra Terry: That was generous of him.
Mike Terry: Yeah, I think so.
Sondra Terry: Why did he do that?
Mike Terry: He didn't want to bring dishonor on the academy.

 

Lou: [Lou hits Tyler in the face] Do you hear me now?
Tyler Durden: No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.
[Lou hits Tyler again]
Tyler Durden: Still not getting it.
[Lou hits Tyler a few more times]
Tyler Durden: Ok, I got it. Shit, I lost it.
[Lou continues to beat up Tyler]

 

Guabayera Shirt Man: [referring to woman at bar] She's a friend of mine.
Chet Frank: I admire your taste.
Guabayera Shirt Man: What? I'm sorry, what did you say?
Chet Frank: I said I admire your taste.
Guabayera Shirt Man: Yeah, I heard what you said, I just don't know what it means.
Chet Frank: Alright.
Guabayera Shirt Man: What does it mean?
Chet Frank: Whatever you want it to mean. I've had a tough day.
Guabayera Shirt Man: And what the fuck is that to me? Fucking tough guy at the movies.
Chet Frank: Look...
Guabayera Shirt Man: Hey, where's your protection, tough guy?
Chet Frank: I didn't know you knew the woman.
Guabayera Shirt Man: Well, you insulted me, then you insulted the young woman. Don't you have a wife?

 

Some people were born to lead, others were born to follow, i.e. only a few people have brains enough to think for themselves, the rest are pack horses, so let me ask who's worse here, the pack horses, or the ones who cover themselves in oats to get the pack horses to like them?

 

Tyler Durden: Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!

 

Sondra Terry: My father made money, my brothers make money, and you are somehow too pure. You're too pure to compete.
Mike Terry: It...
Sondra Terry: Weakens the fighter?
Mike Terry: That's right.
Sondra Terry: Because a competition is not a fight.
Mike Terry: That's correct.
Sondra Terry: And what about the fighter's family, Mike? What do they eat, while he's being so pure?

 

Officer Roberts: Mike, tell him what's the best weapon in the world.
Mike Terry: The best weapon in the world is a flashlight.
Officer Roberts: Tell him why.
Mike Terry: So you can look deep into the other guy's eyes.

 

Marla Singer: I've got a stomachful of Xanax. I took what was left of a bottle. It might have been too much.

 

Oh, are we doing quotes now?

 

Laura Black: You work with the police?
Mike Terry: [nodding] I've trained the police.
Laura Black: And what do all the belts mean?
Mike Terry: The white belt is someone who walks in off the street. Black belt is someone that the teacher recognizes as fit to instruct. In between we have blue, purple, and brown.
Laura Black: What do you have to do to get a red belt?
Mike Terry: There's only one.

 

[after vigorous sex with Tyler Durden]
Marla Singer: My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

 

Keep up, noob.

 

I guess. Join the wagon, find a movie and start doing quotes

 

Jean Jacques Machado: [on film set] Mike, what the fuck are you doing here?
Mike Terry: I don't know. Jerry Weiss?
Jean Jacques Machado: You coming on the show?
Mike Terry: No. He just got all wannabe.
Jean Jacques Machado: He ask you if you were in the military?
Mike Terry: Yeah.
Jean Jacques Machado: You tell him what you did?
Mike Terry: No. He didn't ask.

 

Tyler Durden: Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

 

Mike Terry: [as Laura cries] It's alright. There's no one here but the fighters.