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The Random Thread (My 5985)

Discussion in 'Hall of Fame' started by Jack Tripper, Jun 10, 2009.

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  1. arespilgrim

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    Want to post my 45k so badly, I can taste it.
     
    arespilgrim, Jun 18, 2009
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  2. Billy Sastard

    Billy Sastard One thousand brown M&Ms ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ Ten Years of Phun

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    A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"

    The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.

    "No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."
     
    Billy Sastard, Jun 18, 2009
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  3. arespilgrim

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    SOMEBODY THANK ME!!!!!! Make it 6k. :wink:
     
    arespilgrim, Jun 18, 2009
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  4. Billy Sastard

    Billy Sastard One thousand brown M&Ms ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ Ten Years of Phun

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    Like most people my age,

    I'm 38
     
    Billy Sastard, Jun 18, 2009
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    You owe me.
     
    Billy Sastard, Jun 18, 2009
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    Billy Sastard One thousand brown M&Ms ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ Ten Years of Phun

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    Explosion at a pie factory in Huddersfield.

    3.14159265 dead.
     
    Billy Sastard, Jun 18, 2009
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  7. arespilgrim

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    :oops:

    ;)
     
    arespilgrim, Jun 18, 2009
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  8. Billy Sastard

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    Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean Charles de Menez.

    It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after.
     
    Billy Sastard, Jun 18, 2009
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  9. Billy Sastard

    Billy Sastard One thousand brown M&Ms ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ Ten Years of Phun

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    ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
     
    Billy Sastard, Jun 18, 2009
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  10. Billy Sastard

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    New Miley Cyrus DVD: £15

    Tub of Vaseline: £3

    XL Box of Tissues: £2

    The look of disgust on the cashiers face as you pay: Priceless
     
    Billy Sastard, Jun 18, 2009
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    Shoot him in the head. Seven times.

    Just to be sure. :wink:
     
    arespilgrim, Jun 18, 2009
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  12. Billy Sastard

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    I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said, "Morning."
    He replied, "No, just having a shit."
     
    Billy Sastard, Jun 18, 2009
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    AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    arespilgrim, Jun 18, 2009
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  14. Billy Sastard

    Billy Sastard One thousand brown M&Ms ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ Ten Years of Phun

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    I was checking into a hotel the other week. At the counter, a guy in front of me said curtly to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel is disabled."

    Unbelievable what some people are into.
     
    Billy Sastard, Jun 18, 2009
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    I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed.

    How could anyone stoop so low?
     
    Billy Sastard, Jun 18, 2009
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    What's (buffering 21%) the (buffering 45%) best way (buffering 69%) to lose (buffering 86%) a (buffering 100%) hard-on?
     
    Billy Sastard, Jun 18, 2009
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  17. Billy Sastard

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    Chasing the American Dream does not count as exercise.
     
    Billy Sastard, Jun 18, 2009
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  18. Billy Sastard

    Billy Sastard One thousand brown M&Ms ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ Ten Years of Phun

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    My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.

    So I hit her over the head with my PS3.
     
    Billy Sastard, Jun 18, 2009
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    Got something planned for a 17k, Billy?
     
    arespilgrim, Jun 18, 2009
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  20. Billy Sastard

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    "I'm a 14-year-old girl looking for a 45-55 year old man for online webcam fun. Email me: [email protected]"
     
    Billy Sastard, Jun 18, 2009
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