The Random Thread (My 5985)

*cough*

 

Do you think the guy who invented pin clips is sitting in his large mansion right now sipping cognac and laughing at us?

 

You should see somebody about that cough.

 

I was tying to be discreet. I think I'm lost; where's the restroom in this joint?

 

strait to the back and left down the hall.
dont mind the dood passed out in the hallway, he is like that every night.

 

Ah, cool, thanks chum. I'll try not to trip over the guy. Thanks for the heads up.

 

For fucks sake have some respect, we've all been there at some point in our lives, vulnerable, hurt, drunk, crying, laying on the floor outside the men's room, genitals out on display and vomit in out hair, so the next time you talk about him I'd prefer if you'd say "that bum" instead of "the dood" or if you know his real name all the better.

 

I wonder what tuna fish dream about? do they even have dreams, I would like to ask one, providing it (excuse me, he or she) would talk to me, they hate me for some reason, I don't know why I rarely even eat tuna, but yet they refuse to talk to me, just stare and gulp.

 

Congrats dude

It's late I know, my bad

 

I'm confused, my face looks somewhat like this except not so blue and without questionmarks hovering over my head.

 

I was congratulating you on getting to your 5986th post

 

Oh well thank you, I thought it might possible have something to do with the pin clips and the passed our drunk and the tuna fish, but yes this is the thread to celebrate my 5986th post

 

Remember when I congratulated ya? It was an awesome thing I did

 

Yes yes, I remember, now could you ask the tuna fish why they hate me?

 

They said they got upset when you sided with the old trout

 

I didn't, that was a misunderstanding, they were in my pool, I just fed them, I didn't want to be a bad host.

 

I'm gonna side with the steak.

Because it's tasty.

 

Food?? how can you think of food a a time like this when human and marine comunications are at a breakdown???

 

Call Aquaman or Namor

 

have you heard? the bird is the word!