My little VB Script

Im not very creative, as such the closest thing I can contribute here, is this little VB Script to keep your "Recent Documents" clean

Basically, it checks all your shortcuts in your recent documents, and deletes any that link to a particular location.

Code:

dim srchtxt(4)
srchtxt(0) = "C:\Pr0n"
srchtxt(1) = "C:\More Pr0n"
srchtxt(2) = "C:\Even more Pr0n"
srchtxt(3) = "C:\Unsorted Pr0n"
srchtxt(4) = "C:\Documents and Settings\Bongman\Desktop\Temp Pr0n"

for each x in srchtxt

set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
set fso = createobject("Scripting.FilesystemObject")
usrProfile = WshShell.ExpandEnvironmentStrings("%UserProfile%")

set folder = fso.GetFolder(usrProfile & "\recent\") 

for each file in folder.files
   if right(file.name,4) = ".lnk" then
	filetarget =  WshShell.CreateShortcut(folder & "\" & file.name).Targetpath
	if InStr(filetarget, x) <> 0 then	
		file.delete
	end if
   end if
next

next

Its pretty simple to use/customise. Just paste the code into notepad, and save it as something like "clearrecentpr0n.vbs" (dropping down the "save as type" to "all files" first) Then you can schedule it to run whenever you want, or just manually run it.

If your Pr0n is stored elsewhere, just change the text in the quotation marks at thre top of the script, to your Pr0n folders. Bear in mind, the folders are CASE SENSITIVE!

I thought (or at least hoped) you guys would find this useful.

Bongman

 

I have absolutely no idea what that is about. In any way whatsoever.

 

Me to.

Heres the bestest code I can come up with (if you still have a Sinclair ZX81)

..Your name scrolls down the screen, fucking wicked man!

 

The wonders of technology. What next?!

 

Jammsbro :

Its a Script (or program) that deletes shortcuts from your "recent documents" folder. It doesnt just delete all of them, just the ones that you dont want in there

Billy Sastard:

LOL!

 

looks to me like it's a cron event

and calling porn prOn is fucking retarded

 

Prawn is good - especially with a little garlic butter and side order of scallops.

 

Thanks for the explanation bongman. I am phuns resident technical idiot @F

See, i can#'t even do a smiley face.

 

good effort, who would have though anyone could write code on this site!

Quite interesting nesting there, and I LIKE your Arrays!

I however have disabled the 'recent' part of xp, can't have the little woman (she just watches p0rn on sky+!) finding out what I have been up to!

 

Here :92::18::489::09::35::1244:

 

tech_guru_guy_2

fucking

 

wtf....people trying to get killed ?