Sid's 1000 Fails Thread

So, one thousand posts? Well I can say it’s been fun so far. It’s defiantly the best forum I’ve been a member of, and the most welcoming. Of course, I did get ribbed when I was the new guy, I still do, but that’s what made me feel welcome. And it is defiantly the funniest forum i've been on. Now I know the first official milestone is 1500, when you get your new colour and stuff, but I just thought I’d say thanks to everyone on my 1000th.

I’ve been through a lot since I first posted here, I moved over to Ireland to set up a home for my soon to be family, I came back to England and my girlfriend and I had our first child, a lovely girl named Maria, and I’m going back to Ireland again tomorrow. For good this time.

You lot were here through all this, and it gave me a great escape, and hopefully you’ll all be here for the next few weeks, because as I mentioned, I’m going back to Ireland tomorrow, but my baby and girlfriend can’t come over for a few weeks, which will be very hard. Especially leaving Maria. So I need to distance my mind a bit with many lol’s, which I know will be provided.

Anyway, this is just a thank you post for being a great bunch of guys and girls, I could’ve written a lot more, but I know this forum, if it’s longer than three words you turn off!!

I’m not gonna make a list of names, because all of you have been great.

So thank you all, and as you can see by the thread title, this is a fail milestone thread. So I would like everyone to fail me, and the best one will be put under this post for all to see. The winner will be decided when I get back to Ireland so you have until Saturday night. (gmt)

You may proceed to failing me.

 

And The Winner Is...



Popeye had his can of spinach


Stone Cold had his can of whoop-ass


And of course there is you, irish-sid with your can of....



Thank you all for taking part. Great first milestone thread for me. You all done great fails but this one felt very personalised, and to be compared to popeyes spinnich/can of whoop ass was cool.
It was all in good fun anyway.
LONG LIVE THE FAIL

 

It is defiantly good to have you here. Congrats on 1k

spelling Fail

 

Congrats on your 1K Sid, and congrats again on your baby girl. To bad you've got to go that long without seeing them but it'll only make the reunion that much sweeter.

 

Congrats!

 

You've got it wrong buddy, 1K is a must milestone. 1.5 is just a color change, the first of many you'll go through hopefully. It's been cool gettin' to know you sid, you're a great phunner, if something of a whiny fucker at times.

And impatient too. A whiny, impatient fucker at times.

And ignorant. A whiny, impatient, ignorant fucker at times.

But hey, we all have are flaws, right?

And demanding! Geez! A whiny, impatient, ignorant and demanding fucker!

Why am I even bothering to post in this thread?? ... Oh yeah, it's cuz I'm a spammy fucker.



All kidding aside, your a cool guy. Best of luck on your move and well wishes and godspeed to you and your young family. May time fly by and your reunion be sweet.

 

What an epic FAIL​

 

Excellent

 

FIAL

 

excellent X2!

 

Congrats on 1000 posts matey
500 of spam n 500 calling out the fails

so heres my thanks to you and your time here on phun:

 

There was a wee man called Irishsid,
Dishing out fails was all he did,
To mark a milestone he made the failed thread,
(by the way in two weeks the thread will be dead)
We all pointed out his spelling mistake,
When he posted he clearly wasn't fully awake,
But that's no excuse for something he did,
So I'm sorry to say it you who fails sid!

 

Nice.

 

cheers everyone. sorry for the late reply. was out lastnight and i feel like utter crap today. urgh! my head is literally failing me.

so there is one person clearly infront on the fails so far. no one else fancy trying?

 

I FAIL


Congratz on 1K!!!

 

^^^ That ain't funny

 

No, it's not. Don't make fun of what you don't understand.

 

Come on, its obviously posted in humour. I dont see anyone rushing to say that the masses of seriously racist jokes and child rape jokes in the sick joke forum are out of order.

It was a joke as far as i am concerned and for that i give a LOL!!!!

 

i agree jams. don't look too deep into it. we all know what it means and we can all take the humor out of it and treat it as a joke.

but it won't win the comp.

thanks for the congrats btw mandy.