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The Sancho And Juicehead666 Random Chat Thread!

Discussion in 'Hall of Fame' started by Sancho, May 11, 2006.

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    wtfazzhole Munchin on Pussy ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Original Phun Crew

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    more spam
     
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    Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Efrem Zimbalist Jr.
     
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    God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.
     
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    I’ve never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade.
     
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    One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you’re too tired.
     
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    If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense?
     
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    What year did Jesus think it was?
     
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    George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country.
     
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    Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.
     
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    damn fuckin straight buddy

    damn.

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    straight.
     
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    In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.
     
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    not gay? :p
     
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    Once you leave the womb, conservatives don’t care about you until you reach military age. Then you’re just what they’re looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.
     
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    “One thing leads to another”? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.
     
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    No one who has had “Taps” played for them has ever been able to hear it.
     
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    Property is theft. Nobody “owns” anything. When you die, it all stays here.
     
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    The best thing about living at the water’s edge: You only have assholes on three sides of you, and if they come this way you can hear them splash.
     
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    The future will soon be a thing of the past.
     
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    The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
     
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    The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
     
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