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The Sancho And Juicehead666 Random Chat Thread!

Discussion in 'Hall of Fame' started by Sancho, May 11, 2006.

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  1. firefly1984

    firefly1984 Make It So.

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    OH MY GOD WE'RE ALMOST THERE!!!!!!!!!!!111112@4353542!!!!!
     
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  2. wtfazzhole

    wtfazzhole Munchin on Pussy ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Original Phun Crew

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    By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
     
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  3. wtfazzhole

    wtfazzhole Munchin on Pussy ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Original Phun Crew

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    Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
     
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  4. wtfazzhole

    wtfazzhole Munchin on Pussy ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Original Phun Crew

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    Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
     
    wtfazzhole, Sep 10, 2008
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  5. wtfazzhole

    wtfazzhole Munchin on Pussy ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Original Phun Crew

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    I don’t like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.
     
    wtfazzhole, Sep 10, 2008
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  6. wtfazzhole

    wtfazzhole Munchin on Pussy ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Original Phun Crew

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    I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
     
    wtfazzhole, Sep 10, 2008
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  7. wtfazzhole

    wtfazzhole Munchin on Pussy ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Original Phun Crew

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    When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front-row seat.
     
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  8. wtfazzhole

    wtfazzhole Munchin on Pussy ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Original Phun Crew

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    Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it.
     
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  9. wtfazzhole

    wtfazzhole Munchin on Pussy ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Original Phun Crew

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    I never fucked a ten, but one night, I fucked five twos.
     
    wtfazzhole, Sep 10, 2008
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  10. wtfazzhole

    wtfazzhole Munchin on Pussy ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Original Phun Crew

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    I never joined the Boy Scouts. I don’t trust any organization that has a handbook.
     
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  11. wtfazzhole

    wtfazzhole Munchin on Pussy ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Original Phun Crew

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    I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
     
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  12. wtfazzhole

    wtfazzhole Munchin on Pussy ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Original Phun Crew

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    Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place? There’s such balance in nature.
     
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  13. wtfazzhole

    wtfazzhole Munchin on Pussy ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Original Phun Crew

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    So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family.
     
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  14. wtfazzhole

    wtfazzhole Munchin on Pussy ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Original Phun Crew

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    Catholic — which I was until I reached the age of reason.
     
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    wtfazzhole Munchin on Pussy ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Original Phun Crew

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    Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn�t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.”
     
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    wtfazzhole Munchin on Pussy ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Original Phun Crew

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    I love and treasure individuals as I meet them; I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.
     
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  17. J3scribe

    J3scribe we are devo BANNED ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Ten Years of Phun

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    Just a few.
     
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  18. wtfazzhole

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    Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter.
     
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  19. firefly1984

    firefly1984 Make It So.

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    Ladies and Gentleman...I present to you:
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    now what the fuck am I gonna do for 4k!?
     
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  20. wtfazzhole

    wtfazzhole Munchin on Pussy ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Original Phun Crew

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    i got a couple hundred, plus osme that were never posted. ;)
     
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