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Sarah Palin Song! (I Picked a Girl!) BBK#3

Discussion in 'Funny Videos' started by mega023, Sep 5, 2008.

  1. mega023

    mega023

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    Before this video..

    The video that p didy recorded and
    http://fliiby.com/file/67632/qbx 3nk946v.html

    Sexy phil gives response to P didy :)


    And link for video that im posting

    http://fliiby.com/file/67631/lls3cyt1qp.html

    I am a horrible singer, but I couldn't pass up on this, when the idea hit me.

    The song is of course to make fun of all this hype about Sarah Palin.

    Lyrics:
    This was never the way he planned
    Not his intention
    His team got scared Barack would win
    The whole damn election
    Its not what, Theyre Used to
    DO ANYTHING TO WIN

    He's old ya
    Its true but
    Time to steal this election
    Cause he picked a girl as his VP
    No one ever saw that coming
    He picked a girl as his VP
    Blatant act of desperation

    It felt so wrong
    she leaned so right
    Im down for moose hunting tonight
    He picked a girl as his vp
    as his vp

    Most didnt even know her name
    It doesnt matter
    Hates Choice and all those pesky Gays
    umm...Like Hillary But Better
    Has a Vag and Boobs
    Baby we cant lose
    We're Going all the way


    Drill for oil
    Really like Guns
    UnderAged pregancies

    He picked a girl as his VP
    Someone should a done a background check
    He picked a girl as his VP
    Experience? Who really needs it?!

    It felt so wrong
    She leans so right
    I'm down for mosse hunting tonight
    He picked a girl as his VP
    As his VP

    Those Girls
    They really like it rough
    Polar Bears, YA, Thats Whats Up

    I didnt even know it was still there
    Cause I thought
    That Al gore had
    Burned it with his evil death raaaaaaaaay'

    He picked a girl as his VP
    Don't even know what to say
    He picked a girl as his VP
    Supporting Penguins and the NRA!!!!!

    It felt so wrong
     
  2. robeef

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    Pathetic! Another clueless lib! Maybe instead of writing idiotic parodies, you should investigate the real records and acomplishments of this great woman. Be afraid you moronic libs...be very afraid... We have the beginnings of another Reagan revolution in the form of an acomplished, bright, articulate woman who already reformed a corrupt administration, built a new pipline and created a 28million dollar surplus which she gave back to the PEOPLE of Alaska. That's just the beginning of her great accomplishments. You libs have nothing more than an empty suite who voted present 160 times in the senate (that means he didn't have the balls or intelligence to vote yes or no on a certain piece of legislation) and a 36yr senate hack who's son is a lobbyist who's up on charges of corruption. You libs have never solved anything and never will. Cut and Run, Big Government and Higher Taxes, that's been your platform and it along with you are pathetic!!!!
     
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  3. telandra

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    As a conservative, I have to say this was funny as hell. IMO, Palin is the only real repub in this race., If we can't laugh at ourselves, we have no right to laugh at any one else.
     
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  4. Beefsteve

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    Yes, a great woman. Told her daughter nothing about sex, and -surprise- she´s pregnant. Great strategy. You will get what you deserve ...
     
  5. josko

    josko ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    Sorry, but you have no idea what Palin told her daughter about sex. Telling your kid not to have sex does not equal "telling your kid nothing about sex". Besides, last time I checked, it takes a guy to get a girl pregnant. Do you want to further assume that the guy's mother "told HIM nothing about sex"? You can, if you want, to add it to your list of assumptions. :)
     
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  6. robeef

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    Another Moronic know it all lib. I love it when you libs speak, if you speak long enough, you always hang yourself on your own bs rope. Keep speaking genius.
     
  7. Beefsteve

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    Me? A know it all lib? You don´t know me, little boy, but you reps and neocons are so afraid of everything that is a little bit different ... *laugh*

    "Evangelistic Nazis, you cannot frighten me, the name you take in vain shall judge you for eternity" - Lemmy

    In the end, I don´t give a fuck who rules your fake-democracy on stolen land, but your reaction is interesting.
     
  8. jack_smack2

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    you have no idea what she said to her daughter about sex. At least they're taking responsibility for the child. Would you rather have had her kill the baby because it's inconvenient for the daughter? People make mistakes, especially teenagers. Need I remind you that we're basically posting in a porn forum. You think we're the most upstanding people to be commenting on Palin's parenting skills. Talk about hypocrisy.
     
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  9. robeef

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    Little boy? I was fucking before you were even born you little troll. 6yrs in the Marines 20yrs as a cop and another 17 as dispatcher. What have you done so far? Let me guess, you're still in mommy and daddy's house living in the basement getting stoned every day. Then at night you deliver pizzas to pay for your stash. On weekends you infect the internet with your clueless political bs and blame everyone but yourself for your miserable pathetic life.

    Just as I stated, you just hung yourself with your own words, You're correct, I don't know you, Just like YOU DON'T KNOW The PALIN FAMILY!!! You're a joke!!! Nazi's? Boy, aren't you the kettle calling me black jackass.
     
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  10. Haywood Jablome

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    Hahahahaha! Robeef for fucking President! That was AWESOME!

    Oh yeah; BTW. Semper Fi, Bro. :)
     
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  11. wtfazzhole

    wtfazzhole Munchin on Pussy ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Original Phun Crew

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    alright people lets calm down before i close up this thread.
     
  12. Beefsteve

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    Yes, you´re a good doggie, good. Sure you get a boner ... :D
     
  13. robeef

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    Right back at ya My Brother!!!;)
     
  14. WasALurker

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    Let's not call people Nazis, that's not really called for.
     
  15. Max_the_Drive

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    Gotta side with Robeef and the others on this one.
    Apparently, opponents of Palin have the knee jerk reaction that she teaches abstinence while her daughter is getting pregnant--like alot of the world, conservative or liberal.
    Actually, if you take the time to look at her own record, as reported here
    http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1837523_1837531_1837538,00.html

    you will see she supports contraception.

    If you don't like a candidate, why pull in the non-political elements of their lives? This teenager hasn't stood up and said anything to anybody, has not campaigned for her mother, and her family is rallying around her like most, conservative or liberal families would do unless they are severely dysfunctional.

    Why not attack her for wanting drill in ANWAR? The popular strategy for Palin haters is to attack the current proposal that wants to explore in a 2000 acre area on the coastal plain, and leave the other 19 millioin acres alone. Writer Peter Matthiessen wrote that the reserve is "one of the last places on earth when a human being can kneel down and drink from a wild stream without being measurably more poisoned or polluted than before."
    Unless you include the giardia cysts from cariboo poo, then its just like the Sierras, only flatter colder and less populated.;)
     

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