~Celebrating 2k posts SOAKING WET(in the shower).

And by that, Mr. Firefly is talking about how reading phun comments gives our lady E an insatiable urge to use her fingers for more egocentric actions than typing return messages

 

Goggled your blog saw some hot chicks but must have missed what should be in your signature. Because you have a awesome signature. What's missing?

 

LOL. What's missing is possibly a site of euphoria. Which by today's standards isn't quite possible anymore. I'm just trying. Hot chicks is "all" that you're likely to get. But it's worth it. SexyPix. On Google.

 

And I for one certianly like E using her fingers in fun and orgasmic inducing ways

 

E - you´re awesome. in every respect (and of course from every angle...)

that´s probably pretty "unfunny" and "pun-less", sorry.

 

well, somethings are not "better left unsaid". E probably doesn't get enough love from the people around her, so the long distance love of phun must be shown.

 

You know what I think? I think YOU ALL, every single one of you, Phunners are awesome. Beyond any doubt. I love you all and I appreciate the kinky kindess....


PS- Hi guys! I'm back from a trip to NYC. Apologies for my absence.

 

NYC? cool. nothing compared to PHUN CITY, of course...

welcome back!

 

You should have said you were going to NYC! I may have been on a business trip and taken you out on the company expense account.

You gotta let us know when you are kickin about the country. There will be a phunner there to take care of you, I am sure.

 

That's me. I'm such a selfish masturbating bitch. MistrEss!

Hmmm... what is missing?

Quite possibly that is missing.

Um, no comment.

Have no doubts about it, my friend.

lukebel, thank you! A fan sign pic, it's yours.

Azz might rip him a new, well, azzhole. wtf?

fishman, thank you for posting in my thread babe... I really appreciate it, and especially the encouragement. You rock.

FUCKING, LMAO!! The Consultant is on his game. Funny shit. Thanks mrfreeze.

I would love that... we should then ask Cayne to post it on the front page and all over youtube to advertise Phun? Can I be a Phun spokesmodel Cayne?

I don't want to be left alone... especially from you, you're one of the best babe.

Honestly, I am busy. I have 2 jobs and I'm building a business... AND I'm a orgasmicaholic.

 

Riv, NYC rocked. Made me miss it so much I almost moved. I was working out at the hotel gym (I stayed in SoHo) and there was this kick ass punk woman who was a publisher... she kindly asked if I modeled(I said no), she then called me "sporty spice" and asked her very cut Italian personal trainer to "ASS-ist" me in squats. Her and I were cracking up the whole time. Forgot how intelligent and unique New Yorkers are. Love it.

Shoots! maybe I should make a mEEt and grEEt? A lil' E-tour?

I'll be heading down to LA in a a few weeks actually.

 

hey!!! a little less protectionism! expand that to worldwide!

 

A world tour sounds even better. We need a sponsor. And tshirts. And hot girls. And hats, thongs and water bottles to get all of the above wet. We need PR, marketing and a destination map... where's the Kinky Consultant at a time like this?

;-)

 

really ????



"first we take manhattan... and then we take berlin..."

 

I have been told by numerous members on several occasions that this is the place to be when you are posting. Sadly, I have missed those occasions, so I would like to take the opportunity to say hello...

Hi, I'm Scribe, pleased to meet ya E!

 

Hey Scribe.... it's my pleasure entirely... of course, that could be the vibrator on my clit and glancing at Slay's Nella vs- Anetta thread... but why split hairs on details ;-)


I have to thank whoever mentioned that to you... very kind of them! I haven't been on here as much as I normally like to, but I do have plans to in the near future, change that!

Anywho, welcome aboard the kink train.... thanks for joining in!

 

Thanks, and the pleasure is all mine. You can thank lostboys if you care to, he's your biggest fan - although I may get into trouble for saying that since you have so many 'biggest fans'!

I expect River may weigh in on this soon enough.

 

I adore lostboys! Im going to PM him now.... thanks for the heads up.

 

true fans/friends don´t compete. they even can savor together...

 

Brilliant. And wonderful. Thank you for that, Riv.