~Celebrating 2k posts SOAKING WET(in the shower).

Am I the King of booty???

 

you are so fucking UNBELIEVABLE!!!! i cannot get over you!!! PLEASE LET ME MAKE GIFS OF YOU!!!!


PHUN would love it!!!

and besides your body being fucking PERFECT your eyes are to die for!!!! they just make me melt with a hard cock

 

ya know Bright Eyes, it really is quite a coincidence that you were fantasizing about me while at the same time I was fantasizing about you. was it fate? who knows...did Hugh Hefner and his three girlfriends get bored and thought to themselves that the two of us should be fantasizing about each other and had their "people" do "what they do best" to make it happen? it's possible...or are we just two very horny people?

It's a hard *snicker* thing to determine.

I think that new pic is gonna be my wallpaper. And you definitely redifined the word wallflower

 

LMAO, firefly. You always crack me up!

Thanks


I'd love to have gifs made of me, thank you for offering!


River, I hope there isn't a revolution... what would that look like in Phun/E terms anyways? Anywho, yes... for the People, of course. I adore the pEople!

 

Looks like I came on at the right time...

What can I say, I like to make ya giggle. Should put that on resumes for now on.

Potential Client: "Well let's see here, you can use Photoshop as well as make Euphoria laugh and...whoah! You're hired!"

 

ooohhh and furry kitty too. if your kitty is anything like my cat than she likes to be licked a lot also

i love furry kitties

 

Never forget your mad, crazy hot dancing skills either!!

My kitty LOVES to be licked, sucked, petted... it loves to play, in all ways. I remember that you like more busy. My lips are still fully shaven, but my patch above has more... it's soft... and honestly, I'm liking the womanly feel of it lately.

 

Oh, damn! You're right! *quickly jots down*

After a long day I like licking furry kitties. I'll happily volunteer!

 

hook me up with a vid clip and ill GIF it up for you!!!!


PLEASE

 

shaven lips, and a soft furry top. thats my favorite haircut

 

Glad that our kinky consultations are going well. I think I might have to be around next time this thoughts occur just to make sure that all of the above is correct

I also think that I have to go and spend so time with the kitty because it looks like it wants to come out and play :twisted:

 

the ways to express it may vary from stammering and drooling to indecorous approaches, but... be assured - we the pEoplE are true pro-monarchists

god save our gracious quEEn...

okay, enough of those kitties... a certain ones life is much more interesting

btw.: afaik you´re not affected by the regular (annoying) microsoft-patch-days. now i have an idea about a regular patch-day with some patch-work i´d enjoy... i´d gladly subscribe...

ps: you´re looking damn good.

 

im tired, hungry, and my balls are drained!............................ ........... I havnt left this thread in 3 entire days!!!!

 

So what else can you tell us about the fabulous brunette you have found E?

One blonde, one brunette, and one redhead (myself of course) along with some whipped cream and various syrups would be quite the treat.

 

is thee any way possible that i could get a Phan sign????? PRETTY PLEASE

 

How you doing E?

 

Definitely... I have tons of fan signs to catch up on actually, but in my next thread yours will be included.

I'm doing great Ed... really well. How are you babe?

She has such a fucking killer ASS. Seriously. She's more womanly/voluptuous than I am and it's been a treat to play with some larger natural breasts. I tend to lean towards smaller breasts in girls, but something about this woman just screams sexy... she's hot! Very classy, sexy.. which I love. And when we kiss... it's like... firrrreeee!!

I think we should create an agenda for our consultations of kink. Ya know, just to make sure we get everything covered and quality control measures are in check. ;-)

Long live the qEEun!! more importantly, may she reign with a long, hard staff and a strong grip on the pulse of her people.

ps - thanks, Riv

It's my new fav doo as well ;-) Although every now and then I almost shave it all off when I'm in the shower. Still, I'm enjoying the soft trim patch. You're on to something pigger!

No E-vids up as of yet... maybe one day if I share some vids, you'd still be willing to make a gif? Thanks again for the offer!

One day I'll have to share some of my exceptionally silly, lame and hilarious dance moves... not the sexy one's, but the one's I do just to laugh my ass off. Then again, not so sure I want my dorkiness broadcast across the internet. (Oh right, too late)

 

You're a sexy dork ... so that's no problem.

 

Hi Everyone,

I have a ProbleM.


I have 299 PM's in my box. (cue "box" jokes)



I can have a total of 300 PM's. So, I am literally deleting one PM, to make room for another to come in. I adore getting messages from people, I really do... BUT I sincerely NEED you to keep these things in mind:

If I haven't gotten back to you it DOES NOT MEAN:

- I don't like you
- I think you don't deserve/aren't worth my time
- I'm a bitch
- I'm not real
- You have a right to complain about it

Please keep these things in mind:

- I enjoy my time at Phun
- I sincerely adore everyone that gives me such encouragement, support and kinky fun
- I do not take for granted the sweetness I receive
- I am a VERY busy woman
- I wish I had more time/energy to communicate with everyone
- I will always reply to PM's by those people who write me in my threads first(ie - if you just PM, with no prior contact, you do not have priority... the people that keep my threads afloat and have become my friends do... this doesn't mean I don't appreciate your comment and won't get back to you, it just means I'm doing what I feel is right)
- I am here because I enjoy the company, the fun, the banter, my friends, the sexiness but I have NO OBLIGATION to be here


When I come onto Phun... I sometimes only have a bit of time. I often chose to just post in my threads and other threads... and never get around to PM's when I log on. I feel this is a way to spread the E-luvin around. This is not my intention of insulting you and I am not ignoring you.. I am simply, DOING THE BEST I CAN. Would you rather I spend time in PM's or would you prefer I spend time on the board, spamming around and even USING MY TIME TO POST A NEW THREAD?


So, PLEASE BE PATIENT. I will get to you, if you are considerate. I know most everyone has great intentions, and I love it all. I DON'T WANT YOU TO STOP PM'ing ME. I JUST WANT YOU TO LET ME CATCH UP.




Thank you for listening,

E.


PS - Mods, as crazy as it sounds... is there anyway I can get more room for messages in my PM box to give me some breathing space?

 

touche. but have in mind: caring isn´t complaining. k?

sure. depends how fast Cayne will check his PM´s (and take action...), though. some things are in god´s hands

pm sent.