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The Sancho And Juicehead666 Random Chat Thread!

Discussion in 'Hall of Fame' started by Sancho, May 11, 2006.

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  1. Inuk

    Inuk insert witty comment here ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    damn dude, that is fucking scary.
     
  2. wtfazzhole

    wtfazzhole Munchin on Pussy ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Original Phun Crew

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    you guys have serious issues. i have none of that stuff. Thank goodness i have always been risk adverse. :p
     
  3. Salty Longshanks

    Salty Longshanks Using my third arm

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    Holy fuck dude. I don't even know what to say to that. Never had that kind of decision to make.
     
  4. Majesty9917

    Majesty9917 To crush your enemies...see them driven before you BANNED ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Meat & Potatoes Guy

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    funny thing is social security says I don't qualify under their standards as being disabled. Thats funny being that I can't stand or sit for longer than 5-10 mins at a time. I shouldn't lift over 12 lbs. Hell, I can't even hold my 8 month old daughter for more than 5 mins or my whole entire left leg goes completely numb and I get excrutiating pain throughout my whole lower back.
     
  5. Salty Longshanks

    Salty Longshanks Using my third arm

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    Physical, AND mental right azz? LOL ;)
     
  6. wtfazzhole

    wtfazzhole Munchin on Pussy ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Original Phun Crew

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    i think you should get the surgery because a lifetime of such pain is not worth it bud. Just my opinion.
     
  7. Salty Longshanks

    Salty Longshanks Using my third arm

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    You said prior injury....but how the hell did you do it man?
     
  8. Inuk

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    damn that fucking sucks on both accounts.
     
  9. wtfazzhole

    wtfazzhole Munchin on Pussy ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Original Phun Crew

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    they sell me guns so i must be mentally competent enough. :mrgreen:
     
  10. Majesty9917

    Majesty9917 To crush your enemies...see them driven before you BANNED ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Meat & Potatoes Guy

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    and I CAN'T make it. the wifey is always tellin me that I should go get it done, ya know, all gung ho about it and shit. I'm like....you're bitching about you need more help with the kids now as it is, you gonna take care of me if I'm crippled? You gonna pick my 240 lb ass up and move me around? Come on...seriously here
     
  11. Salty Longshanks

    Salty Longshanks Using my third arm

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    That's a rough one. God forbid things went bad with the procedure, that would tax the hell out of everything, including the relationship with wifey. Her responsibilities would be a hell of a lot more than moving you around if it didn't turn out well. :(
     
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  12. Majesty9917

    Majesty9917 To crush your enemies...see them driven before you BANNED ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Meat & Potatoes Guy

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    haha that my friend I think is the worst part of the situation....I was in bed asleep and I kinda half woke up and wanted to go from my back to my side. For whatever reason it seemed like to much work at the time to roll. So I figured I'd just kinda kick my legs against the bed and kinda fling my body up off the bed and then turn and hit the bed on my side and be right back asleep. As soon as I kicked and left the bed i felt something really friggin weird, kinda took the breath outta me. I said fuck it and went back to sleep. Next morning I woke up and went to get out of bed and I dropped to the floor with this pain I can only describe as my back being literally on fire. Couldn't walk for 6 straight weeks. Eventually it got a lil better and then a lil more until I reached the point that it is now and stopped getting any better. whew that was a mouthful
     
  13. Salty Longshanks

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    Ya know....I always used to laugh when I heard stories about people throwing their back out bending over to pick up a (for purposes of the statement) pet toy, or some stupid shit like that. Now that I'm a little older (no comments bastards :p), and my own back is fucked up, I can appreciate just how fragile the spine/nervous system really is.
     
  14. wtfazzhole

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    you know the whole reason why she wants you to have the surgery is because no sex for 6 months right? :p
     
  15. wtfazzhole

    wtfazzhole Munchin on Pussy ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Original Phun Crew

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    if i read this right I am suppose to replace the word "bed" with "wife" correct? :p
     
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  16. Salty Longshanks

    Salty Longshanks Using my third arm

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    If he's like the rest of us "old bastards" he probably hasn't had it in the last six months! LOL :p

    Sure as hell feels that way sometimes. I miss the good ol' whorey days of sniffin' around a different hen every weekend. :(
     
  17. Majesty9917

    Majesty9917 To crush your enemies...see them driven before you BANNED ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Meat & Potatoes Guy

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    I definitely gained a very quick appreciation as well. The injury has really changed my life A LOT in the last 2 1/2 years. Living like this sux, living as a cripple....... I am one of those people who analyzes every decision to hell. Cups half-empty deal I guess
     
  18. wtfazzhole

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    well at least you said hen and not chicks, i'd be worried you sniffin at things to young to be legal. :p
    Well think of it this way, if you leave it as is it won't get any fuller. ;)
     
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  19. Majesty9917

    Majesty9917 To crush your enemies...see them driven before you BANNED ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Meat & Potatoes Guy

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    My chick deals with a lot and is a very incredible woman....I wouldn't trade that for all the fun in the world. I do miss em tho. Feel I was kinda side-lined early.
     
  20. Salty Longshanks

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    Buck up Lil' Camper! You've always got your bros @ PHUN for a good laugh, and some good ol' fashioned T&A! :p
     
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