The Sancho And Juicehead666 Random Chat Thread!

I just asked my missus (who just got up) what a "Kegel" was, and she said "strengthens your pelvic floor".

She's in medicine, so i took her word for it.

 

Meh. It's overrated, IMO. The very entrance is tight but once you're any distance inside at all it's pretty loose. Occassionally fun for the mental "ooh, this is dirty!" if you and your gf/wife is into it, but on the scale of physical pleasure it's below a titty fuck (which, to me, is _physically_ well below hands, which are below sex and oral). That said, variety's always fun and it's a change of pace.

But if you're not into the idea (as Jennarous isn't), that's not something that you should bother tyring to "get over" in order to experience a mind-blowing new sensation--unlike, say, if you or her didn't like receiving oral because it was "nasty" or whatever (which is the case with some people!). That'd be worth working at your inhibitions on.

 

We call them 'Gomers'



And yes, i realise 99% of people will not get it.

 

That scene of her driving drunk with Carrell is cringeworthy.

 

yes kindof...I was saying that when he and his do decide to have children that after childbirth the woman has to wait 6 weeks before having sex again...To married people that's a enternity. And even after years of marriage oral just isn't the same - you want to real thing.

I would love to try it, the wife is the one that said "you're not putting that thing in there"

I'm one of the 99%

 

Don't remember how she was...just remember that I didn't like her.

 

Could be an American thing.

 

She just lacks any warmth on screen.

 

They're up Jenn. Enjoy!
http://forum.phun.org/showthread.php?t=241875

 

random but i thought i'd share:

this chick just added me on facebook that i have not seen in at least 15 years. she is HOT AS FUCK now. she looks like a freaking model! her family and my family had the same other family as friends so we would always see each other at their house.... about once a week for several years. i have no clue how she remembered me. i have a boner.

 

I understand where you’re all coming from with this thread and I understand the noob apprehension, but for the love of God please don’t put me in the same class with this tutu guy. I’m a sensitive person and that would be too much to handle. I was just in here to comment on the guy – figured what the hell, sure didn’t mean to hijack anyone’s thread. I’ll stay the fuck out of here, take my word on that lol
Will take note of what sjfan said too – wise words, sir. GN ppl.

 

Superb.

She makes me proud to be Australian.

 

Haha, good to hear TKA


Going to bed now, ttyl.

 

Every chick looks hot on Myspace/Facebook.

It's like virtual beer goggles or something.

BTW I think i'm the only person ever to never have either a Myspace or a Facebook.

 

Bye abe.

 

"Pile" is another word for hemorrhoid, and the pic was Gomer Pyle from the Andy Griffith show.

 

Me neither but that's sort of a technicality since I did have a livejournal.

 

ROFLMFAO!!!! you are ok man. don't worry

 

It's all good mate.

We just get a bit protective of this place and sometimes don't enjoy having a noob flood the boards and treat us all like we're his best mates.

Guys like yourself and sj are fine, you both respect what we have here and are easing yourselves in.

 

I don't even know what a 'Livejournal' is