CHAT CD's Random Sober Questions (British Edition)

1. Ashes prediction? Que Pasa ?
2. Only Fools and Horses or Fawlty Towers?
3. Fave Hitchcock film? Vertigo
4. When was the last time you had fish & chips? Never
5. Last TV channel and programme you watched? football
6. Fuck. Marry. Pass. Kelly Brook, Elizabeth Hurley, Emma Watson F Hurley M Watson K Brook
7. Fave Carry On film?
8. Last time you drove on a motorway? prolly a few hours ago
9. What did you have for breakfast? coffee
10. Cup of tea: Milk in first or add milk to the hot water/teabag? milk is gross

 

For those still in the dark in regard to what a 'Carry On' movie is.... They were a series of tongue in cheek, double entendre filled Ealing Studios made British comedies from the 1960's through to the 1970's, where a regular cast including Sid James, Kenneth Williams, Barbara Windsor, & Hattie Jacques used to find themselves in various comical situations or jobs. You'd never get away with making them these days, but they were funny for their time.

A recurring theme of these movies would be ageing lothario Sid James making quips towards the much younger & then nubile Barbara Windsor, often ending with him making a very distinctive & lecherous groaning sound at the end.... Why have a double entendre when you can have a triple, could also be attributed to this series of good humoured comedies.

 

1. Ashes prediction?
2. Only Fools and Horses or Fawlty Towers?
3. Fave Hitchcock film?
4. When was the last time you had fish & chips?
5. Last TV channel and programme you watched?
6. Fuck. Marry. Pass. Kelly Brook, Elizabeth Hurley, Emma Watson
7. Fave Carry On film?
8. Last time you drove on a motorway?
9. What did you have for breakfast?
10. Cup of tea: Milk in first or add milk to the hot water/teabag?



1. Ashes prediction? Cricket? Errr!
2. Only Fools and Horses or Fawlty Towers? Fawlty Towers
3. Fave Hitchcock film? To Catch A Thief (1955)
4. When was the last time you had fish & chips? No fish!
5. Last TV channel and programme you watched? Sky Sports NFL Monday Night
6. Fuck. Marry. Pass. Elizabeth Hurley, Emma Watson, Kelly Brook. Fuck Kelly. merry Emma, pass Liz.
7. Fave Carry On film?Cabby or Cleo
8. Last time you drove on a motorway? Not recently
9. What did you have for breakfast? A sandwich
10. Cup of tea: Milk in first or add milk to the hot water/teabag? Sorry, continental.

 

Aussie here so the first question will go as you might expect...

1. Ashes prediction? Australia 3-1. I think you'll be underdone for Brisbane, due to a combination of your fast bowling stocks getting more depleted by the day and the now traditional 3rd or 4th XI quality squads + slow pitches CA seems to offer touring teams as warm-up games. I think you'll get better as the tour goes on and despite opinion to the contrary win in Melbourne.
2. Only Fools and Horses or Fawlty Towers? Never seen OF&H so Fawlty Towers by default - it would've been hard to beat anyway
3. Fave Hitchcock film? Haven't seen many - The Birds
4. When was the last time you had fish & chips? Sunday
5. Last TV channel and programme you watched? Channel 7 - The Good Doctor
6. Fuck. Marry. Pass. Kelly Brook, Elizabeth Hurley, Emma Watson Not familiar with Kelly Brook so pass on her, bang Liz and marry Emma
7. Fave Carry On film? I remember my grandparents having a few VHS of them and vaguely remember watching a few but I can't recall any specific titles
8. Last time you drove on a motorway? Pretty much get around by public transport...September at a guess
9. What did you have for breakfast? Weet Bix
10. Cup of tea: Milk in first or add milk to the hot water/teabag? Rarely drink it but I have it black when I do

 

Hurrah a Brit Version

1. Ashes prediction?

Don't really understand it, but hope its close and not a walk over

2. Only Fools and Horses or Fawlty Towers?

Only Fools and Horses

3. Fave Hitchcock film?

Rear Window, Dial M for Murder a close second.

4. When was the last time you had fish & chips?

Yesterday

5. Last TV channel and programme you watched?

The Apprentice

6. Fuck. Marry. Pass. Kelly Brook, Elizabeth Hurley, Emma Watson

Marry/Fuck Watson Pass on Brooke & Hurley

7. Fave Carry On film?

Constable (little comedy time capsule)

8. Last time you drove on a motorway?

Yesterday

9. What did you have for breakfast?

Coffee

10. Cup of tea: Milk in first or add milk to the hot water/teabag?

Don't usually drink Tea, but tea first milk second

 

Rat's cocks to that original Ashes prediction of mine!