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CHAT CD's Random Sober Questions (British Edition)

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  1. Celeb Debaser

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    1. Ashes prediction?
    2. Only Fools and Horses or Fawlty Towers?
    3. Fave Hitchcock film?
    4. When was the last time you had fish & chips?
    5. Last TV channel and programme you watched?
    6. Fuck. Marry. Pass. Kelly Brook, Elizabeth Hurley, Emma Watson
    7. Fave Carry On film?
    8. Last time you drove on a motorway?
    9. What did you have for breakfast?
    10. Cup of tea: Milk in first or add milk to the hot water/teabag?



    1. Ashes prediction? England to win 3-1 (draw in Brisbane, loss at Melbourne)
    2. Only Fools and Horses or Fawlty Towers? OFAH, you plonker
    3. Fave Hitchcock film? Rope
    4. When was the last time you had fish & chips? A few months back
    5. Last TV channel and programme you watched? Sky Sports Cricket and a old match between India and Australia
    6. Fuck. Marry. Pass. Elizabeth Hurley, Emma Watson, Kelly Brook. Fuck Kelly, Marry Liz, Pass on Emma.
    7. Fave Carry On film? Follow that Camel or Up the Khyber
    8. Last time you drove on a motorway? Last weekend
    9. What did you have for breakfast? Hot buttered toast
    10. Cup of tea: Milk in first or add milk to the hot water/teabag? Milk in first
     
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  2. Kalamity

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    1. Ashes prediction? England to win 3-1 (draw in Brisbane, loss at Melbourne) I concur
    2. Only Fools and Horses or Fawlty Towers? OFAH,
    3. Fave Hitchcock film? Dont have one
    4. When was the last time you had fish & chips? Right now as I type lol
    5. Last TV channel and programme you watched? I dont watch tv
    6. Fuck. Marry. Pass. Elizabeth Hurley, Emma Watson, Kelly Brook. Fuck Kelly, Marry Liz, Pass on Emma.
    7. Fave Carry On film? Follow that Camel or Up the Khyber
    8. Last time you drove on a motorway? This evening
    9. What did you have for breakfast? Oatmeal
    10. Cup of tea: Milk in first or add milk to the hot water/teabag? Milk in first
     
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  3. kelly1066

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    1. Ashes prediction? England to win 3-1 (draw in Brisbane, loss at Melbourne) I concur
    2. Only Fools and Horses or Fawlty Towers? Fatty Owls. OF&H went on too long and spoiled itself.
    3. Fave Hitchcock film? Rear Window
    4. When was the last time you had fish & chips? Last weekend.
    5. Last TV channel and programme you watched? Quest/Chasing Classic Cars.
    6. Fuck. Marry. Pass. Elizabeth Hurley, Emma Watson, Kelly Brook. - Fuck Liz, Marry Emma, pass on Kelly. (great nips but vacuous as hell & arrogant bitch)
    7. Fave Carry On film? Abroad for Babs' tits, or for the story & jokes... Convenience or Khyber.
    8. Last time you drove on a motorway? Not recently.
    9. What did you have for breakfast? Chip butty, cause co-op were sold out of burgers, and I'd already gotten the crusty cobs...lol.
    10. Cup of tea: Milk in first or add milk to the hot water/teabag? Never drink tea, but milk in first for coffee.
     
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  4. alanm999

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    Here Goes

    1. Ashes prediction? Heart says England, head says our batting is shite and the Aussie quicks will hammer us.
    2. Only Fools and Horses or Fawlty Towers? Fawlty Towers, the greatest sitcom ever made.
    3. Fave Hitchcock film? The Birds
    4. When was the last time you had fish & chips? A couple of weeks ago
    5. Last TV channel and programme you watched? Sky Sports - NFL Redzone
    6. Fuck. Marry. Pass. Kelly Brook, Elizabeth Hurley, Emma Watson - Fuck Kelly Brook, Marry Lillibet, Pass on Watson
    7. Fave Carry On film? Carry on up the Khyber
    8. Last time you drove on a motorway? Today
    9. What did you have for breakfast? Nothing
    10. Cup of tea: Milk in first or add milk to the hot water/teabag? Milk first is a sacrilege, you need boiling water to properly brew the tea leaves. Peasants.
     
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  5. MadamMeow

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    Answer from an American (go ahead and laugh, just a gal bringing the bullocks).

    1. Ashes prediction? They will go in the ashtray.
    2. Only Fools and Horses or Fawlty Towers? Fawlty Towers because I've heard of that before.
    3. Fave Hitchcock film? Psycho
    4. When was the last time you had fish & chips? When I was in senior year of high school.
    5. Last TV channel and programme you watched? Channel 5, Good Day New York
    6. Fuck. Marry. Pass. Kelly Brook, Elizabeth Hurley, Emma Watson, F Emma when she's feeling most saucy femine and not feminist, M-Liz, pass Kelly
    7. Fave Carry On film? my wayward son?
    8. Last time you drove on a motorway? Today when I went to work and then when I went back home.
    9. What did you have for breakfast? A little 100 calorie cup of whipped yogurt.
    10. Cup of tea: Milk in first or add milk to the hot water/teabag? I dislike tea, but I put my cream in after the water when I make my coffee. I will take a teabag though. *coughI :shifty:
     
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  6. spiderswims

    spiderswims I'm too old for this shit ♔♔♔♔♔ 15 Year Member Power Poster Poll Wizard! Gayest Member Phun Award Holder

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    1. Ashes prediction? HUH?
    2. Only Fools and Horses or Fawlty Towers? Fawlty!
    3. Fave Hitchcock film? The Birds is the only one I have seen
    4. When was the last time you had fish & chips? YEARS ago
    5. Last TV channel and programme you watched? Nickelodeon.....Loud House
    6. Fuck. Marry. Pass. Kelly Brook, Elizabeth Hurley, Emma Watson Fuck Kelly, Marry Hurley, PASS WATSON!!
    7. Fave Carry On film? Huh?
    8. Last time you drove on a motorway? About an hour ago
    9. What did you have for breakfast? I don't eat breakfast
    10. Cup of tea: Milk in first or add milk to the hot water/teabag? I hate tea lol
     
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    1. Ashes prediction? Is that a sport?
    2. Only Fools and Horses or Fawlty Towers? Fawlty
    3. Fave Hitchcock film? North by Northwest
    4. When was the last time you had fish & chips? I think August. Had to make a special trip to San Francisco.
    5. Last TV channel and programme you watched? NFL Network, Total Access.
    6. Fuck. Marry. Pass. Kelly Brook, Elizabeth Hurley, Emma Watson F Kelly, M Liz, P on Emma
    7. Fave Carry On film? Good lord, I haven't seen one of those flicks since I was a kid. Couldn't even tell you which one it was.
    8. Last time you drove on a motorway? Saturday
    9. What did you have for breakfast? Chili con carne.
    10. Cup of tea: Milk in first or add milk to the hot water/teabag? Never drink the stuff.
     
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  8. kelly1066

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    Americans are so funny when they try to answer British based questions.... :D

    But maybe it'll help y'all understand our confusion over some of your dumbass tv & sports...? lol. :rolleyes:
     
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  9. MadAsAHatter

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    1. Ashes prediction?
    • Que?
    2. Only Fools and Horses or Fawlty Towers?
    • Fawlty Towers, first British comedy I watched on PBS
    3. Fave Hitchcock film?
    • Strangers on a train or Rear Window
    4. When was the last time you had fish & chips?
    • Couple of weeks ago, I make pretty good fish and chips
    5. Last TV channel and programme you watched?
    • ESPN, Monday Night Football
    6. Fuck. Marry. Pass. Kelly Brook, Elizabeth Hurley, Emma Watson
    • Hurley, Watson, Brook
    7. Fave Carry On film?
    • Carry On Girls
    8. Last time you drove on a motorway?
    • Yesterday
    9. What did you have for breakfast?
    • Eggs, (Streaky) Bacon, Hash Browns, Toast and Coffee
    10. Cup of tea: Milk in first or add milk to the hot water/teabag?
    • I think you're confused, you don't put milk in tea, you put ice and lots of sugar
     
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    Responses from a Canadian
    1. Ashes prediction? What?
    2. Only Fools and Horses or Fawlty Towers? Fawlty Towers
    3. Fave Hitchcock film? Rear Window
    4. When was the last time you had fish & chips? Saturday
    5. Last TV channel and programme you watched? Madame Secretary... NBC???
    6. Fuck. Marry. Pass. Kelly Brook, Elizabeth Hurley, Emma Watson F, Elizabeth, M, Elizabeth, P- the other two
    7. Fave Carry On film? Carry On Camping
    8. Last time you drove on a motorway? Yesterday
    9. What did you have for breakfast? Coffee
    10. Cup of tea: Milk in first or add milk to the hot water/teabag? Don't drink Tea
     
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  12. yucon

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    1. Ashes prediction? ...witchcraft? o_O
    2. Only Fools and Horses or Fawlty Towers? I saw a couple episodes of OFAH, so...
    3. Fave Hitchcock film? The Lady Vanishes
    4. When was the last time you had fish & chips? Last Thursday
    5. Last TV channel and programme you watched? Football counts? SkySports, Italy vs Sweden
    6. Fuck. Marry. Pass. Kelly Brook, Elizabeth Hurley, Emma Watson F Hurley, M Watson, P Brook
    7. Fave Carry On film? ...
    8. Last time you drove on a motorway? A week ago
    9. What did you have for breakfast? Eggs, toasts with cheese & coffee...and (I'm like a fucking hobbit) cereal with a banana
    10. Cup of tea: Milk in first or add milk to the hot water/teabag? I drink green tea...
     
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  13. AleksandarBig

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    1. Ashes prediction? I dont know anything about that sport. But I can predict that Hajduk Split will take CL next year.
    2. Only Fools and Horses or Fawlty Towers? Only Fools and Horses
    3. Fave Hitchcock film? The Birds (1963)
    4. When was the last time you had fish & chips? One year ago, when I was in Canada.
    5. Last TV channel and programme you watched? Sport Klub 3 (Nfl game)
    6. Fuck. Marry. Pass. Kelly Brook, Elizabeth Hurley, Emma Watson All three Marry and Fuck a lot.
    7. Fave Carry On film? Huh?
    8. Last time you drove on a motorway? Last night
    9. What did you have for breakfast? Still nothing.
    10. Cup of tea: Milk in first or add milk to the hot water/teabag? Without milk.
     
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    How can people not know about the Ashes? The greatest sporting contest in the world.
     
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    1. Ashes prediction? I'm not qualified to answer. Don't know bollocks about rugby!
    2. Only Fools and Horses or Fawlty Towers? Love 'em both, but as one of my nicknames is Del Boy, OFAH.
    3. Fave Hitchcock film? Psycho
    4. When was the last time you had fish & chips? London in September (a proper chippy.. not pub or other restaurant)
    5. Last TV channel and programme you watched? Fox Sports SW, Dallas Stars vs. Carolina Hurricanes
    6. Fuck. Marry. Pass. Kelly Brook, Elizabeth Hurley, Emma Watson F Emma, M Liz, P Kelly.
    7. Fave Carry On film? No idea what you're on about here..
    8. Last time you drove on a motorway? M1 from Notts to London in September
    9. What did you have for breakfast? protein shake.
    10. Cup of tea: Milk in first or add milk to the hot water/teabag? add milk after. Also, Yorkshire for me please, guv!

    (From a Texan who spends a fair bit of time across the pond, but not enough to know anything about Cricket .. aside from the planet Krikkit and all..)
     
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    Answers from a Polish guy, mind you.

    1. Ashes prediction?
    I'll watch almost any sport including shit like sumo or curling, but cricket I just don't get.
    2. Only Fools and Horses or Fawlty Towers?
    Basil. Always Basil.
    3. Fave Hitchcock film?
    Psycho
    4. When was the last time you had fish & chips?
    The week before last, at a proper chippy in London.
    5. Last TV channel and programme you watched?
    I don't watch TV any more. If Netflix counts, then Mindhunter.
    6. Fuck. Marry. Pass. Kelly Brook, Elizabeth Hurley, Emma Watson
    F: Kelly, M: Emma, P: Liz
    7. Fave Carry On film?
    Huh?
    8. Last time you drove on a motorway?
    Yesterday, Brussels to Strasbourg via Luxembourg
    9. What did you have for breakfast?
    Greek yogurt with granola.
    10. Cup of tea: Milk in first or add milk to the hot water/teabag?
    I only drink tea with milk when in the UK, and always milk after.
     
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    1. Ashes prediction? - No interest in cricket but I think Australia usually win so I'll go for them
    2. Only Fools and Horses or Fawlty Towers? - Not too bothered by either to be honest but Only Fools I guess
    3. Fave Hitchcock film? - Vertigo
    4. When was the last time you had fish & chips? - From a chip shop? More than a year I expect. At home? Last week
    5. Last TV channel and programme you watched? - Don't watch TV, haven't done for 15 years or more
    6. Fuck. Marry. Pass. Kelly Brook, Elizabeth Hurley, Emma Watson - F Brook, M Watson, P Hurley (reluctantly)
    7. Fave Carry On film? - Don't like any that I've seen
    8. Last time you drove on a motorway? - This morning
    9. What did you have for breakfast? - Leftover Domino pizza
    10. Cup of tea: Milk in first or add milk to the hot water/teabag? - Teabag, then water, then milk
     
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    7. Fave Carry On film?

    Pet Detective.
     
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    Thank you all who replied. Reading the replies to the Ashes and Carry On question felt like I was watching Airplane!

    Clearance, Clarence. Huh?
    Roger my vector, Victor. Huh?
    Roger. Huh?!

    :D
     
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